Dan Williams
@danwilliams.bsky.social
Atty/Fan of Video Games/Sports/Forever DM
He/Him
Portland, OR
Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak.
He/Him
Portland, OR
Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak.
We had to convert three separate two-point conversions. They had to miss a field goal. A surprise backward pass out of nowhere. A punt return for a touchdown. This game is so beyond improbable it boggles the mind
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
We had to convert three separate two-point conversions. They had to miss a field goal. A surprise backward pass out of nowhere. A punt return for a touchdown. This game is so beyond improbable it boggles the mind
That wasn't just a football game, that was six seasons and a movie
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
That wasn't just a football game, that was six seasons and a movie
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BYE PUKA!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
BYE PUKA!!
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Okay. We are the team of destiny. Got it. This is incredible.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Okay. We are the team of destiny. Got it. This is incredible.
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December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Okay. We are the team of destiny. Got it. This is incredible.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Okay. We are the team of destiny. Got it. This is incredible.
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RASHID SHAHEED DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
RASHID SHAHEED DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL
Nobody decent likes Puka
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Nobody decent likes Puka
Okay so now I'm a fan of the virtual spotting bullshit
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Okay so now I'm a fan of the virtual spotting bullshit
You know that episode where Homer became a big artist, and for his second showing everybody was tired of the shtick and left because he didn't do anything new? I think even the dumdums are tired of this.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You know that episode where Homer became a big artist, and for his second showing everybody was tired of the shtick and left because he didn't do anything new? I think even the dumdums are tired of this.
So I guess the potential war in Venezuela was actually unpopular enough that instead we're just having Festivus instead of bombs? Did he just react to polls?
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So I guess the potential war in Venezuela was actually unpopular enough that instead we're just having Festivus instead of bombs? Did he just react to polls?
OMG, my wardrobe is completely unprepared for tax refund season
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
OMG, my wardrobe is completely unprepared for tax refund season
As an attorney I am unsure if I'm allowed to point out that SCOTUS is currently illegitimate or not.
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
As an attorney I am unsure if I'm allowed to point out that SCOTUS is currently illegitimate or not.
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
America definitely has too many gambling advertisements during our sports, but I've just learned it's not unique to us. I'm watching a British stream of the Monday Night football game and the advertisements are half gambling for them too.
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
America definitely has too many gambling advertisements during our sports, but I've just learned it's not unique to us. I'm watching a British stream of the Monday Night football game and the advertisements are half gambling for them too.
I have 6 shelves full of old D&D books. Everything from 0E on. It is by no means complete. However despite those thousands and thousands of pages nothing says don't be gay.
D&D says do fantasy. Fantasy can be gay. You gay people should be gay - it's all the same per the rules. Roll for initiative
D&D says do fantasy. Fantasy can be gay. You gay people should be gay - it's all the same per the rules. Roll for initiative
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I have 6 shelves full of old D&D books. Everything from 0E on. It is by no means complete. However despite those thousands and thousands of pages nothing says don't be gay.
D&D says do fantasy. Fantasy can be gay. You gay people should be gay - it's all the same per the rules. Roll for initiative
D&D says do fantasy. Fantasy can be gay. You gay people should be gay - it's all the same per the rules. Roll for initiative
I suppose it was too much to hope news outlets would simply report the President is a pedophile. They're doing verbal and grammatical backflips to avoid stating it plainly. The evidence is there, no other explanation fits... Just say it
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I suppose it was too much to hope news outlets would simply report the President is a pedophile. They're doing verbal and grammatical backflips to avoid stating it plainly. The evidence is there, no other explanation fits... Just say it
I think I'm done with baseball. They let a cheater who beat up on my #Mariners more than any other stay in the league and hit a home run to prevent us from going to our first world series. Now, they deny Cal the MVP? It's Lucy and the football. Why waste my time? Goodbye #MLB
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Did they not see the voting results? Did they not understand what everybody wanted? They fucking caved?!? That is so incredibly stupid
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Did they not see the voting results? Did they not understand what everybody wanted? They fucking caved?!? That is so incredibly stupid
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Teams are lining up in orderly squadrons ready to fire in sequence like british redcoats. We’re rolling around in the underbrush covered in leaves and bear shit fringe flying double wielding muskets biscuits falling out of our pockets don’t care we’ll eat that shit off the ground 😂
Everybody's looking for a simple 4x4 rhythm, but we are playing weird jazz - we are out-weirding teams. A whole team of the Matisse mentality. Nobody knows what to do with this
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Teams are lining up in orderly squadrons ready to fire in sequence like british redcoats. We’re rolling around in the underbrush covered in leaves and bear shit fringe flying double wielding muskets biscuits falling out of our pockets don’t care we’ll eat that shit off the ground 😂
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blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4
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Jerami Grant’s chakras are ALIGNED
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Jerami Grant’s chakras are ALIGNED
Something weird is happening...
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Something weird is happening...
Why do the #NBA refs seem to dislike the Portland #TrailBlazers ? Is this some sort of institutional memory thing? Or did the modern incarnation do, or say, something offensive to the league? WTF?
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Why do the #NBA refs seem to dislike the Portland #TrailBlazers ? Is this some sort of institutional memory thing? Or did the modern incarnation do, or say, something offensive to the league? WTF?