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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · Nov 23
Welcome to my wave of new followers! Hope that you're here for my ADHD fueled flights between topics, art shares, music recommendations.

I don't immediately follow back, so please feel free to interact so I can get to know ya better!
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Drewcifer DIEtsch 🎃 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 59m
Neil Breen stands in front of a government building with text above him that says, " If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."
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Matt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 1h
The only A.I. art I respect:
American International logo
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DiabolikDVD @diabolikdvd.bsky.social · 1h
NEW Umbrella titles NOW AVAILABLE to PREORDER at DiabolikDVD!

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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 1h
That being said, that was a great performance.
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James Van Fleevil Dead @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 1h
Before you say "serves them right," please remember: there are millions of Americans in these states who did not vote for the guy and are catching strays. And while I deeply disagree with those who did, I don't think their punishment should be "lose the ability to pay for cancer treatment."
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 21h
Here are the 10 states that will see the highest premium increases for families that lose tax credits if Republicans refuse to act.

West Virginia 387%
Wyoming 382%
Alaska 346%
Tennessee 320%
Mississippi 314%
Texas 289%
South Carolina 285%
Alabama 284%
South Dakota 235%
North Dakota 234%
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 1h
Conflicted cuz i hate Fallon, but love them!
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 1h
It's a Bilmuri morning. So crack open a Monster, start up the lawn mower and lay your feelings on the table!
a man wearing headphones and giving a thumbs up
Alt: a man wearing headphones and giving a thumbs up as he's driving a riding lawnmower
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 2d
Gertie the dinosaur fuckin yeeeets this woolly mammoth in an early animation from the 1910s
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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · Nov 19
Relax your grass

Touch water

Drink your jaw
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 3h
Sending love to you and your family!
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4h
#WarRavagedPortland
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 8h
Yessir!
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14h
Eight thousand iterations of this discourse later, there is no political utility in calling fascists fat. All you're doing is propping up the brutal hierarchy which lets people like them work up from deniable social torture to state violence.
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 11h
The 2nd is titled The Djinn! Just got the first two for my Kindle.
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 11h
Uh...just found out there is a full series of 7 books for it!
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 11h
Womp womp!
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 11h
I knew of it, but haven't had the chance to track it down! Good to know it is also bugnuts!
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 11h
a close up of a woman 's face with her mouth open and a surprised look on her face .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with her mouth open and a surprised look on her face .
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d
guy got mad at me for sharing this comic on twitter back in 2017, but it's still one of my favorite exchanges. (he was not kidding, btw.)
my own tweet explaining "so in this Spanish horror comic, Frankenstein's monster knocks out a woman, and I was REALLY worried, but he just wanted to try on her clothes" with screenshot of a guy named Ziv quote-tweeting me to say "This is horrendously disturbing. I am disturbed. Honestly, Priscilla, you need to back up and look at your life and think to yourself, 'Self, is this really the person I want to be?' Posting frankensteinian erotica and shit?'" with my reply "this is exactly the person I want to be" and the followup "actually it's Frankenstein's MONSTER'S Erotica"
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d
you think Frankenstein's monster is going to do something unspeakable to this woman, but it turns out he is misunderstood - he just wants to try on her clothes 😭
Frankenstein carrying an unconscious woman who looks a hell of a lot like Crepax's Valentina up the stairs - the bubbles read "Lectores: A que estais temiendo por la vida (y por la virginidad) de Zita?" and "Pero estad tranquilos... los gustos de Frankenstein son diferentes (je je je)..." Frankenstein's creature checking himself out in a full-length mirror wearing a garter belt, fishnet stockings, and stilettos, word bubble reads "¡Bel...lo!"
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 14h
Also, would pair nicely with Malignant!
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 14h
Me the whole time watching it:
a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
Alt: a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 14h
Time for movie #2. Ransom For A Dead Man.
#Columbo #OneMoreThing
Movie poster for Ransom For A Dead Man starring Peter Falk and Lee Grant A pink image of a woman has a purple outline of a man's body over the lower right hand side
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Derek Smith, The Texas Hot Wing Massacre @darathus.xyz · 15h
This keeps going through my head every time I see the box set on my desk.
A girl with pigtails and braces is overly excited about holding Colombo complete series on DVD. Caption says Ermahgerd Cahlermber
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 18h
Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
Jenny Nicholson Tweet: How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor
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