The Narrator
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The Narrator
@darknarrator.bsky.social
I keep saying weird shit. Might be a writer one day.
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It's stupid how often we go to work instead of playing with puppies
February 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Do you think it’s legal for me to eat one cookie before dinner
February 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Today is Thursday. You know what that means 😏

Friday is right around the corner
February 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Great news. I had a successful day of writing. Maybe I'll actually have a book written this year.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a bookshelf .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a bookshelf .
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February 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Oh it’s one of THOSE days
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
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February 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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wasting away again not even in margaritaville..
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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GUYS I AM PERFECTLY FINE I PROMISE I AM JUST LOSING IT AT WORK DON'T MIND ME
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
✏️ Writing Memo 1# ✏️
Suggestions for overcoming writer's block

● Write something completely different from your current project. Journal, write a poem, song lyrics - anything to keep the pen flowing.

● Use this time to edit or work on a storyboard.
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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16 Domains of Worldbuilding [by Loreteller]
loreteller.gumroad.com/l/domainsofw...
#writer #writerslife
February 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I love relaxing Saturdays. I hate responsibility filled Saturdays.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Weekend comin in H O T
February 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I am chronically obsessed with my doggies.
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Am I the only one who can sometimes believe it's not butter
February 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Describe your favorite TV show, but really badly. I'll go first.

Man with anger issues and bad bitch woman catch bad guys together.
February 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This week has fried my mind. I don't think I have any funny posts left. Need to recharge my battery.
February 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why is the thought of breakfast scary?
February 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Writing today, but i can't show you anything because it's a secret. 🤠
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hmmm. Today feels like a good day to write 😔😊
February 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Querying writers: just your regular reminder that I had two periods of not being able to get published for years on end and now I've sold half a million copies.

Don't give up.
February 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Proud to be an Elder Geek. 👵🏻 ❤️❤️❤️ @microsoft.com
February 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
February 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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