The Narrator
@darknarrator.bsky.social
I keep saying weird shit. Might be a writer one day.
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It's stupid how often we go to work instead of playing with puppies
February 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's stupid how often we go to work instead of playing with puppies
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Do you think it’s legal for me to eat one cookie before dinner
February 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Do you think it’s legal for me to eat one cookie before dinner
Today is Thursday. You know what that means 😏
Friday is right around the corner
Friday is right around the corner
February 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Today is Thursday. You know what that means 😏
Friday is right around the corner
Friday is right around the corner
Great news. I had a successful day of writing. Maybe I'll actually have a book written this year.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a bookshelf .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a bookshelf .
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February 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Great news. I had a successful day of writing. Maybe I'll actually have a book written this year.
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Oh it’s one of THOSE days
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
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February 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh it’s one of THOSE days
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wasting away again not even in margaritaville..
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
wasting away again not even in margaritaville..
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GUYS I AM PERFECTLY FINE I PROMISE I AM JUST LOSING IT AT WORK DON'T MIND ME
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
GUYS I AM PERFECTLY FINE I PROMISE I AM JUST LOSING IT AT WORK DON'T MIND ME
✏️ Writing Memo 1# ✏️
Suggestions for overcoming writer's block
● Write something completely different from your current project. Journal, write a poem, song lyrics - anything to keep the pen flowing.
● Use this time to edit or work on a storyboard.
Suggestions for overcoming writer's block
● Write something completely different from your current project. Journal, write a poem, song lyrics - anything to keep the pen flowing.
● Use this time to edit or work on a storyboard.
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
✏️ Writing Memo 1# ✏️
Suggestions for overcoming writer's block
● Write something completely different from your current project. Journal, write a poem, song lyrics - anything to keep the pen flowing.
● Use this time to edit or work on a storyboard.
Suggestions for overcoming writer's block
● Write something completely different from your current project. Journal, write a poem, song lyrics - anything to keep the pen flowing.
● Use this time to edit or work on a storyboard.
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Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.
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16 Domains of Worldbuilding [by Loreteller]
loreteller.gumroad.com/l/domainsofw...
#writer #writerslife
loreteller.gumroad.com/l/domainsofw...
#writer #writerslife
February 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
16 Domains of Worldbuilding [by Loreteller]
loreteller.gumroad.com/l/domainsofw...
#writer #writerslife
loreteller.gumroad.com/l/domainsofw...
#writer #writerslife
I love relaxing Saturdays. I hate responsibility filled Saturdays.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I love relaxing Saturdays. I hate responsibility filled Saturdays.
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Weekend comin in H O T
February 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Weekend comin in H O T
I am chronically obsessed with my doggies.
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am chronically obsessed with my doggies.
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millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
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Am I the only one who can sometimes believe it's not butter
February 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Am I the only one who can sometimes believe it's not butter
Describe your favorite TV show, but really badly. I'll go first.
Man with anger issues and bad bitch woman catch bad guys together.
Man with anger issues and bad bitch woman catch bad guys together.
February 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Describe your favorite TV show, but really badly. I'll go first.
Man with anger issues and bad bitch woman catch bad guys together.
Man with anger issues and bad bitch woman catch bad guys together.
This week has fried my mind. I don't think I have any funny posts left. Need to recharge my battery.
February 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This week has fried my mind. I don't think I have any funny posts left. Need to recharge my battery.
Why is the thought of breakfast scary?
February 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why is the thought of breakfast scary?
Writing today, but i can't show you anything because it's a secret. 🤠
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Writing today, but i can't show you anything because it's a secret. 🤠
Hmmm. Today feels like a good day to write 😔😊
February 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hmmm. Today feels like a good day to write 😔😊
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Querying writers: just your regular reminder that I had two periods of not being able to get published for years on end and now I've sold half a million copies.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
February 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Querying writers: just your regular reminder that I had two periods of not being able to get published for years on end and now I've sold half a million copies.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
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Proud to be an Elder Geek. 👵🏻 ❤️❤️❤️ @microsoft.com
February 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Proud to be an Elder Geek. 👵🏻 ❤️❤️❤️ @microsoft.com
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WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
February 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
