David Souter
@darkwingdavid.bsky.social
For a pessimist, I’m pretty optimistic. What doesn’t kill you gives you XP.
They’re playing Incubus on the store radio at my job. Do I submit my application for the retirement home now or….?
October 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
They’re playing Incubus on the store radio at my job. Do I submit my application for the retirement home now or….?
SUPER cool that I got a pay raise at work and then my hours IMMEDIATELY got cut. During our “busy” season, too. Love that for me.
September 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
SUPER cool that I got a pay raise at work and then my hours IMMEDIATELY got cut. During our “busy” season, too. Love that for me.
I just want a remastered Guitar Hero collection with a new guitar controller for the current generation of consoles. I don’t feel like that’s a lot to ask for.
September 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I just want a remastered Guitar Hero collection with a new guitar controller for the current generation of consoles. I don’t feel like that’s a lot to ask for.
I really hope that, with the wild popularity of Krypto’s inclusion in the new Superman movie, that we’ll get to see Ace in The Brave and The Bold. How about it, @jamesgunn.bsky.social?
July 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I really hope that, with the wild popularity of Krypto’s inclusion in the new Superman movie, that we’ll get to see Ace in The Brave and The Bold. How about it, @jamesgunn.bsky.social?
1) The new Superman movie was EXCELLENT.
2) Since Supes got to wear his trunks, I’m gonna need the DCU’s Batman to also have trunks.
3) In fact, can we FINALLY get the gray and blue Batsuit in live action? Like, I want the Neal Adams Batsuit in live action. Please and thank you.
2) Since Supes got to wear his trunks, I’m gonna need the DCU’s Batman to also have trunks.
3) In fact, can we FINALLY get the gray and blue Batsuit in live action? Like, I want the Neal Adams Batsuit in live action. Please and thank you.
July 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
1) The new Superman movie was EXCELLENT.
2) Since Supes got to wear his trunks, I’m gonna need the DCU’s Batman to also have trunks.
3) In fact, can we FINALLY get the gray and blue Batsuit in live action? Like, I want the Neal Adams Batsuit in live action. Please and thank you.
2) Since Supes got to wear his trunks, I’m gonna need the DCU’s Batman to also have trunks.
3) In fact, can we FINALLY get the gray and blue Batsuit in live action? Like, I want the Neal Adams Batsuit in live action. Please and thank you.
Someone is REALLY wearing a MAGA hat in the Holocaust Museum and I’ve never wanted to start a fight so quickly.
June 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Someone is REALLY wearing a MAGA hat in the Holocaust Museum and I’ve never wanted to start a fight so quickly.
In DC for a couple of days and I always forget how marvelous it is to be in a city that’s both very walkable and also has reliable public transit (especially the trains!!!).
June 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
In DC for a couple of days and I always forget how marvelous it is to be in a city that’s both very walkable and also has reliable public transit (especially the trains!!!).
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wait, are you telling me the guy who failed at running a real estate empire and failed at running casinos and failed at running an airline and failed at running a football team and failed at fighting a pandemic has failed at destroying Iran's nuke program? how the fuck did we Nazi this coming
June 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
wait, are you telling me the guy who failed at running a real estate empire and failed at running casinos and failed at running an airline and failed at running a football team and failed at fighting a pandemic has failed at destroying Iran's nuke program? how the fuck did we Nazi this coming
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Eat a bag of dicks, couchf*cker!
June 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Eat a bag of dicks, couchf*cker!
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This was a real post from 47 on Juneteenth.
June 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This was a real post from 47 on Juneteenth.
It’s my semi-annual declaration that I REALLY wanna be in a folk/bluegrass band.
May 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s my semi-annual declaration that I REALLY wanna be in a folk/bluegrass band.
It’s not even summer and I’m already tired of summer.
May 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It’s not even summer and I’m already tired of summer.
Seriously. This man is so damn country he’s got cornbread falling out of his mouth.
May 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Seriously. This man is so damn country he’s got cornbread falling out of his mouth.
Y’all ever hear someone talk with such a thick country accent that you need subtitles? I’m having that experience right now. I’m from the South and I’M having trouble understanding this person.
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Y’all ever hear someone talk with such a thick country accent that you need subtitles? I’m having that experience right now. I’m from the South and I’M having trouble understanding this person.
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for JT tonight! #ItsGonnaBeMay
May 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for JT tonight! #ItsGonnaBeMay
The next time we launch some billionaires into space, I vote we just leave them up there. What’s the worst that could happen?
April 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The next time we launch some billionaires into space, I vote we just leave them up there. What’s the worst that could happen?
I’m SO fucking excited for this.
“DOGMA: A 25th Anniversary Celebration” Official Trailer
YouTube video by Kevin Smith
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m SO fucking excited for this.
Since Easter is almost upon us, this is your yearly reminder that Peeps are absolute trash and I will NOT be elaborating any further.
March 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Since Easter is almost upon us, this is your yearly reminder that Peeps are absolute trash and I will NOT be elaborating any further.
I’d really love to high five Louis DeJoy. In the face. With a chair.
As federal agencies scramble to shield themselves from an insurgent DOGE, the U.S. Postal Service has voluntarily opened its doors to Elon Musk and his crack team of cost-cutting foot soldiers.
USPS Chief Asks DOGE for Help Closing Local Post Offices
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy said about half of USPS retail centers were failing to cover their cost of operations.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’d really love to high five Louis DeJoy. In the face. With a chair.
Hope everyone’s had an excellent St. Paddy’s Day! Slaínte! ☘️
March 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hope everyone’s had an excellent St. Paddy’s Day! Slaínte! ☘️
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hey, if any of y’all are in said Democrats’ districts — PRIMARY those motherfuckers. Democrats that refuse to take a stand or support their fellow lawmakers when they do so don’t deserve to be in office.
So far NINE DEMOCRATS vote to censure Al Green
March 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hey, if any of y’all are in said Democrats’ districts — PRIMARY those motherfuckers. Democrats that refuse to take a stand or support their fellow lawmakers when they do so don’t deserve to be in office.
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“You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes”
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes”
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Remember, the president does not have the authority to unilaterally shut down the Education Department. Doing so would require an act of Congress and at least 60 votes in the Senate.
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Remember, the president does not have the authority to unilaterally shut down the Education Department. Doing so would require an act of Congress and at least 60 votes in the Senate.