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Darth Titi🕸️us
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🩶 sarcastic af.
spoopy year round.
survivor.
❤️chiefs kingdom💛.
swiftie.
photographer.
33.
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Hi Friends, here’s an abbreviated interest list
-Chiefs Football
-Taylor Swift
-Music/Concerts
- Photography (especially concerts)
-Books (Romantasy, Thriller, Suspense, Horror)
-True Crime
-Crochet
-Embroidery
-Mimosas
-Chai Lattes
-Glow in the Dark/Sparkly anything
-Equal Rights
-Witchy Vibes
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Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
August 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I started therapy today and I’m so exhausted.
August 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If taking 11 pills a day doesn’t cure me, I don’t know what will.
August 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺
August 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Dropkick Murphys

Warped Tour Long Beach
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.

She just chimed in.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
WERE GONNA SEE AQUABATS IN NOVEMBER!
July 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gets a new haircut and feels like a whole new person. Like, who dis?
July 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
For some reason my insurance didn’t cover therapy but they cover psychiatric visits. Today my insurance told me that I now qualify for unlimited therapy and psychiatric visits due to medical necessity. I’m happy but nervous.
July 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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On the other hand are we about to get ten months of unhinged Stephen Colbert with nothing to lose?
July 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Also, highly recommend doing stupid chores around the house alongside your partner. We spent two hours getting wax out of the carpet and honestly I had so much fun and it was a great day with him.
July 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m obsessed with the fact that sometimes Jake and I fall asleep holding hands and wake up the same way.
July 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Healing in silence because you don’t want to be a burden to the person who hurt you is one of the worst forms of torture.
July 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I love sending a text saying that I need reassurance and it just goes unread.
We’re literally in the middle of a conversation.
July 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
How many orders of mozzy sticks do you think sonic will sell me in one go?
July 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jake got me some pickles at the farmers market and they’re the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten.
July 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Gonna buy a whole flat of white peach red bull when I get paid because I found some place that is STOCKED.
July 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Considering a solo six flags trip on Saturday. I’ve never done that before.
July 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Jake asked about books having trigger warnings and I was like “oh some do” and then made him listen to the tw/cw for Butcher and Blackbird 😂
June 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Feeling very ICDIWABH.
June 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I could really use a rage room right about now.
June 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The way I want to”k” this man’s text.
June 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM