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“Just because you don’t give up doesn’t mean you will make it”
Immaculate grid giving me three different spots to put Laphonso Ellis is very rude.
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Last work Friday of 2025. Gtfo.
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Whatever happened to Mike Teavee?
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Sherrone Moore’s lawyer circa 2018
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I cannot imagine how mad I would be if I paid for bonus content from a podcast and the bonus was just Pete Holmes being loud.
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yes, get him away from the Lions.
Also I saw Rece Davis suggest David Shaw as head coach for Michigan and respectfully what in the smoking blue hell is that as a concept
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Butter knives? Was this a scene from The Chair Company?
Prosecutor in court says Sherrone Moore went to woman's house, "grabbed several butter knives and a pair of kitchen scissors and began to threaten his own life. 'I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to make you watch. My blood is on your hands. You ruined my life.'"
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bear
Kyle Pitts with 3 games left in 2025:

73 catches (career high)
797 receiving yards
4 TDs (ties career high)

He's set to become a free agent this offseason.
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Adam Friedland talked to Nick Wright for over an hour and a half?
a girl with pigtails is standing on a street and says i 'd rather be burned at the stake
ALT: a girl with pigtails is standing on a street and says i 'd rather be burned at the stake
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Halloween costume idea. Just cover your forearm with Saran Wrap and be “brand new tattoo guy”
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m getting Carrie arrested at Brodie’s house vibes from this whole thing. Gotta discredit him.
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Did Sherrone only get the head job because he knew where the bodies are buried?
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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It’s a very festive Bonus Bang on the free feed!

Revisit the 2016 tour, live from Vancouver!! 🎅
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dontrelle Willis.Ilitch
There was literally no reason to extend Jacob Markstrom when the #NJDevils did. And that contract doesn't kick in for another seven months. Yikes
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I can finally ask AI a question!
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When I was a youth I’d have no idea why I hated a team. Now there can be one person that just makes the worst points in a discord and I’ll hate an entire university because of it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is the dumbest group of people on Survivor and they put two of these mother fuckers on fifty. Shits dead.
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
But it’s just a MLM
If you want to show you're smart tell people which Learned League rundle you're in
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
@robcesternino.bsky.social Uncle Rob, I can’t watch these idiots anymore.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I would simply refuse to take people on the reward with me. It’s an individual game. Fuck them all.
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m here for all Pat Forde disses
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Hey Pat Forde is a gross old man creep you shouldn’t look to him here tysm
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Jimmy John’s, you’ve fucked me for the last time.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Michigan is being disrespectful to the bowl system by not waiting until after to fire him.
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM