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.d’Aulan
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Old, cranky, snarky. No surprises here.
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What I'm saying is, today is a really good day to remember that there is no convention of social discourse requiring you to pretend that the stupidest and most disingenuous human beings ever to draw breath are something other than what they are
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;

“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Praying the Venezuela attack doesn’t get in the way of the ballroom.
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Last year, Trump promised American oil executives “a great deal” if they donated $1 billion to his campaign.

Today, he gave them Venezuela — home to the largest oil reserves in the world.

This new war is not only illegal and reckless; it is deeply corrupt.
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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I don’t understand how the first reaction from leadership isn’t “This is an impeachable offense. My colleagues must defund Hegseth and begin drafting articles immediately.”

Like, even if it doesn’t get done, how are you not planting this flag in the ground immediately?
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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A CBS News staffer told me this after Tony Dokoupil kicked off his CBS Evening News tenure tonight with a lengthy Pete Hegseth interview:

"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Still shocked by how many people think invading Venezuela would be “good for them.” Like it’s a gas coupon war. This is for the 1%, not you. No cheaper gas. Just richer billionaires. Absolute morons.
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Neocons wanted violent regime change in Venezuela. Trump is giving them that.

Neocons wanted violent regime change in Iran. Trump is giving them that.

Neocons wanted blind support for Israel. Trump is given them that.

Tell me again how Trump is different to the neocons?
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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We're like a week away from Trump getting mad at the cognitive tests and ordering every giraffe in the U.S. summarily executed
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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There seem to be a lot of people under the impression that if Trump is impeached and removed for treason, that the VP and his whole cabinet go with him. That’s not correct. You have to impeach and remove one at a time. Art II Section 4 simply lists all the offices eligible for impeachment.
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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This divorced adulterer who covets other men's wives, constantly bears false witness, steals (elections), kills (fishermen), and plays golf every sabbath has obviously never opened a Bible. But, in fairness, he's never opened any other book either.
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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JUST IN: AG Pam Bondi deletes a post touting a chart as proof of the Trump administration's success in reducing drug overdoses—after being informed the data actually reflected the *Biden* administration’s record.
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Mr Abrego eventually got these documents, and the judge has CANCELLED Abrego's trial and set a hearing for January 28th where the burden is on the government to prove they did not vindictively and selectively prosecute Mr. Abrego. If they can't, the charges may be DISMISSED. END/
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The stress of being 1%
December 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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There was a time when politicians wouldn’t dare come on news shows and lie-because the press would call them out

Now they’re becoming vehicles for MAGA to spew its dishonest nationalistic xenophobia

That’s why Larry Ellison hired Bari Weiss to run CBS

And why Ellison now wants to acquire CNN
Turner: "When you look at Biden administration & the weak immigration policies, tens of millions of illegal immigrants came across unchecked & that caused housing supply to go down & costs to go up. With secure borders & our fiscal house getting in order, this is a step toward housing affordability"
December 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Well, that teachable moment came around pretty quick. Actions have consequences.
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Usually I can’t wait for a sequel but…
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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In three years, all the Trump wording on govt buildings will be thrown in a giant fire.

We will literally have a big bonfire on national TV…. And ceremonially destroy any memory of the Trump presidency

And replace his photo on the “walk of fame” in WH with two huge Cankles
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Watching car salesmen days before year end baffled that sales have been down for 3 to 4 months. The cars are worse, cost twice as much, wages are half what they were, and you want $700 a month to lease. Nobody’s making money. Of course no one’s buying.

It won’t be better in 2026. Any guesses why?
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Merry Christmas. You will log.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM