Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

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just so we’re clear: the tiktok ban is because people were getting critical information about israel. that sparked a red scare about ~communist china propaganda influencing our youth~ which then became concerntrolling about datamining.

If gaming journalism wants to capture readers with relatable content, they need to move away from articles like "10 Ways Spider-Man 2 Makes You Feel Like Spider-Man" and instead give readers articles like "Here's 10 Game Boy Advance Games That I Played So Long On The Toilet My Legs Fell Asleep."

I think there are three stages of being a Simpsons fan... Jasper Beardsley is weird, Jasper Beardsley is funny, Jasper Beardsley is you.

Jesus Christ, do you EVER knock?

Green Day is playing Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. We’re as far from “Dookie” as “Dookie” was from “A Hard Day’s Night.” And Dick’s been dead 12 years.

If you understand any of that, you’re old. Good job making it to the new year.

That must have made Christmas shopping tough #muppetchristmascarol #muppets

I think my head is still in pieces from that mind-blowing episode of Doctor Who. Can't wait to see what happens next!