Dave The Great
@davethegreat.bsky.social
Another refugee from the blue bird site.
Volunteer firefighter/paramedic, disabled vet, crippled old man who doesn’t respect his body’s limitations.
Yet another insufferable twit who insists on being a leftist rather than a liberal.
PDX, queer, burner.
Volunteer firefighter/paramedic, disabled vet, crippled old man who doesn’t respect his body’s limitations.
Yet another insufferable twit who insists on being a leftist rather than a liberal.
PDX, queer, burner.
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'Heritage American,' noun.
1) An American insufficiently committed to the founding values of the United States.
2) An American actively betraying those principles.
3) A white supremacist euphemism used by [2] to mean 'white people.'
1) An American insufficiently committed to the founding values of the United States.
2) An American actively betraying those principles.
3) A white supremacist euphemism used by [2] to mean 'white people.'
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
'Heritage American,' noun.
1) An American insufficiently committed to the founding values of the United States.
2) An American actively betraying those principles.
3) A white supremacist euphemism used by [2] to mean 'white people.'
1) An American insufficiently committed to the founding values of the United States.
2) An American actively betraying those principles.
3) A white supremacist euphemism used by [2] to mean 'white people.'
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Nooooooo!!!
WHOA. Portland institution Acropolis is up for sale. Steaks and strippers. You could get a filet mignon with a baked potato the size of your head and salad bar for $15 (tips to dancers not included). This might be the sign of the end times. www.koin.com/news/portlan...
www.koin.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Nooooooo!!!
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The dissolution of the Heritage Foundation and liquidation of its assets will be bloodless if the few remaining fascist swine allow it to be.
"More than a dozen Heritage Foundation staffers departed the [MAGA septic] tank and are set to join Advancing American Freedom, a conservative advocacy group founded by former Vice President Mike Pence." www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
Exclusive | Top Heritage Officials Flee to Mike Pence’s Nonprofit as Think Tank Fractures
The former vice president’s political group is poaching top officials from the foundation amid growing ideological fights within the conservative movement.
www.wsj.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The dissolution of the Heritage Foundation and liquidation of its assets will be bloodless if the few remaining fascist swine allow it to be.
It’s funny that the CISA director failed a polygraph, but we shouldn’t draw any conclusions about this until there’s an examination by a qualified phrenologist.
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s funny that the CISA director failed a polygraph, but we shouldn’t draw any conclusions about this until there’s an examination by a qualified phrenologist.
Mine would probably be the 55-gallon drums of 1950s-era drinking water I found, but only because that Tupperware bin full of room-temperature human brains was actually expected/supposed to be there.
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Mine would probably be the 55-gallon drums of 1950s-era drinking water I found, but only because that Tupperware bin full of room-temperature human brains was actually expected/supposed to be there.
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I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
My cat curled up in my arms and fell asleep, so I pulled a blanket over her. Now she’s snoring and her paws are twitching as she dreams about … whatever it is cats dream about.
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
My cat curled up in my arms and fell asleep, so I pulled a blanket over her. Now she’s snoring and her paws are twitching as she dreams about … whatever it is cats dream about.
Y’all - don’t expect a lot from the Epstein-trump files today. Even if they WEREN’T redacted to extremes, it takes time to dig through a million documents.
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Y’all - don’t expect a lot from the Epstein-trump files today. Even if they WEREN’T redacted to extremes, it takes time to dig through a million documents.
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Narcissistic Personality Disorder will have to be renamed TDS because Narcissus himself is no longer the reference example.
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Narcissistic Personality Disorder will have to be renamed TDS because Narcissus himself is no longer the reference example.
Trump getting to be the president that un-fucks marijuana prohibition is just reason 8,832 that the democrats need to stop fucking around with center-right moderates.
Y’all let the REPUBLICANS win this one? Fuckin’ pathetic, man.
Y’all let the REPUBLICANS win this one? Fuckin’ pathetic, man.
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Trump getting to be the president that un-fucks marijuana prohibition is just reason 8,832 that the democrats need to stop fucking around with center-right moderates.
Y’all let the REPUBLICANS win this one? Fuckin’ pathetic, man.
Y’all let the REPUBLICANS win this one? Fuckin’ pathetic, man.
Update: just bought a whole-ass pack of all four complete test kits because buying just the replacement capsules was twice as expensive, and they don’t sell just the phosphorous kits at all.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Update: just bought a whole-ass pack of all four complete test kits because buying just the replacement capsules was twice as expensive, and they don’t sell just the phosphorous kits at all.
I have one of those 4-part “Rapitest” soil test kits with little pills you grind up in the sample to make a colorimetric reaction. I lost the blue pills (that do phosphorus) and really don’t want to buy the entire set of four test thingies just to replace the ten or so capsules I lost.
Advice?
Advice?
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I have one of those 4-part “Rapitest” soil test kits with little pills you grind up in the sample to make a colorimetric reaction. I lost the blue pills (that do phosphorus) and really don’t want to buy the entire set of four test thingies just to replace the ten or so capsules I lost.
Advice?
Advice?
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[taps the sign again]
Don't fuck with general license radioactive material, people. Stop it.
www.funraniumlabs.com/2014/08/plea...
Don't fuck with general license radioactive material, people. Stop it.
www.funraniumlabs.com/2014/08/plea...
PLEASE Don't Open That - A Rant on Generally Licensed Materials - Funranium Labs
Let’s start this out right by terrifying people. If your home hasn’t had any major renovation since 2001, I can almost guarantee you have radioactive materials in it. I’m not talking natural occurring...
www.funraniumlabs.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
[taps the sign again]
Don't fuck with general license radioactive material, people. Stop it.
www.funraniumlabs.com/2014/08/plea...
Don't fuck with general license radioactive material, people. Stop it.
www.funraniumlabs.com/2014/08/plea...
Ok, hear me out: make Max Headroom again, but cast Christopher Titus in the role.
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Ok, hear me out: make Max Headroom again, but cast Christopher Titus in the role.
Aren’t we a bit overdue for a bunch of War on Christmas whining from the usual suspects? Don’t they usually have themselves worked up about some coffee cup, or a weirdly-shaped candy bar, or some car ad by now?
It’s TRADITION, damnit! Where’s my manufactured outrage?
It’s TRADITION, damnit! Where’s my manufactured outrage?
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Aren’t we a bit overdue for a bunch of War on Christmas whining from the usual suspects? Don’t they usually have themselves worked up about some coffee cup, or a weirdly-shaped candy bar, or some car ad by now?
It’s TRADITION, damnit! Where’s my manufactured outrage?
It’s TRADITION, damnit! Where’s my manufactured outrage?
At the firehouse for the next couple days.
It’s somewhat damp outside, which is causing some traffic issues that occasionally require our labors.
It’s somewhat damp outside, which is causing some traffic issues that occasionally require our labors.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
At the firehouse for the next couple days.
It’s somewhat damp outside, which is causing some traffic issues that occasionally require our labors.
It’s somewhat damp outside, which is causing some traffic issues that occasionally require our labors.
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My friends have bullied me into admitting Lucifer is my favorite character and he absolutely is. ❤️ I’m sorry guys I PROMISE you nobody cares about this doofus more then I do. They make fun of me. 💀
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My friends have bullied me into admitting Lucifer is my favorite character and he absolutely is. ❤️ I’m sorry guys I PROMISE you nobody cares about this doofus more then I do. They make fun of me. 💀
Our airport used to regularly win awards for the best passenger experience of any airport, even against major global hubs.
The last affordable snack place at PDX airport is gone and will be replaced by a “more expensive” cafe, according to staff.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Our airport used to regularly win awards for the best passenger experience of any airport, even against major global hubs.
Happy Prohibition Repeal Day to all who celebrate
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy Prohibition Repeal Day to all who celebrate
“TEMU VECNA”
Goddamn I love PopeHat’s feed.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😆
Goddamn I love PopeHat’s feed.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😆
Temu Vecna never saw a killing of brown people he couldn’t endorse
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“TEMU VECNA”
Goddamn I love PopeHat’s feed.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😆
Goddamn I love PopeHat’s feed.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😆
Is there really a french location known for nude female dancers, with a flawed barrier that lets the event be witnessed by guys?
The French textual references say “yes,” but audible analysis shows the source to be middle eastern, from Cairo.
In part three of this 78-part series, I will demonstrate
The French textual references say “yes,” but audible analysis shows the source to be middle eastern, from Cairo.
In part three of this 78-part series, I will demonstrate
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Is there really a french location known for nude female dancers, with a flawed barrier that lets the event be witnessed by guys?
The French textual references say “yes,” but audible analysis shows the source to be middle eastern, from Cairo.
In part three of this 78-part series, I will demonstrate
The French textual references say “yes,” but audible analysis shows the source to be middle eastern, from Cairo.
In part three of this 78-part series, I will demonstrate
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for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
