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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · Jun 12

stop posting for validation and numbers and others and just shit post for the love of the game who cares about follower count dude just scream and shit and piss and cum into the void and be free

Tom Finley @tomfinley.com · Jun 12

Not Slate working overtime to hate on Bluesky…

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 5h

at this point last year i was in an icu waiting room while you were attached to machines and i both knew and didn’t know and i still know and don’t know and i think that’s why i apparently just lost my 8 year long timehop streak and finally got me to delete it off my phone

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 5h

Big Sads incoming yay :/

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 7h

i’m too shy to be a slut in real life so i am a slut in pelican town instead 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i’ve considered marrying him but seb’s hot topic allure is too strong

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 7h

not the amex freudian slip… i’m only dating alex for the gridball money it seems

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 7h

well i am also dating shane and amex and haley and leah and kind of emily but just because i hate clint but yeah sebastian is my favorite 🥺

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 7h

the best part about my gothlite boyfriend in stardew valley is that he doesn’t care HOW long that sashimi has been in my pocket, he loves it and i think that’s beautiful

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 11h

if it wasn’t true i couldn’t say it on the internet

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 11h

green text: quick question if i said "do you wanna do 69 pushups?" would you think i meant one less than seventy or me laying down on my back while you do a push up over me with our dicks in each other's mouths?

BB: First one as you are chaste and pure (two heart reacts, one laughing react)

green text: sooooo true!

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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 11h

As it exists, I don’t believe that SCOTUS is actually a place that interprets the law or exists to seek justice. It is a lever of power and a numbers game, and I have no respect for it as an institution.

There is no consistency or true philosophy at work, save this: they do what they want.

Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 18h

It is pretty galling that the Supreme Court spent four years telling Biden "you can't do that without Congress" then allowed Trump to seize a once-unthinkable amount of power from Congress within nine months and concentrate law-making authority almost entirely in the executive branch.

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 11h

that’s on me for asking you on leg day. your throne awaits, come sit

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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 18h

This is why, more and more, I just can't muster up any desire to be a success in the mainstream art world. They want AI to make "content" for people who don't care.

I care about my art, and I want to give it to an audience who cares.

An audience i like and respect.

"Frightening" Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 1d

Blum too. At least find a new way to say "it's here to stay" jfc

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 11h

if i said “do you wanna do 69 pushups?” would you think i meant one less than seventy or me laying down on my back while you do a push up over me with our dicks in each other’s mouths?

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13h

The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 13h

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 16h

A staffer on Stephen Colbert's show wanted to ask the first ever Muslim candidate for mayor in the history of New York City to play a game of thumbs up, thumbs down about an ongoing genocide.

aaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 17h

the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting

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Bom Tellino @bomtellino.bsky.social · 16h

I love some cheeky city rivalries as much as the next, but I love even more how people from all cities are showing love for Chicago, Portland, LA, DC and wherever else is being occupied by the goons and gestapos. I hope we keep the solidarity going even after this all ends. 🌆💕🏙️

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 16h

nope you will not delete your reply while i have a funny retort to it i wont allow it

Caleb (fka The Keeper of That Beat)
I honestly always forget that you ever see what he looks like until it happens.

david alexander
i never forget so that i can have the tissues and lube ready

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 16h

joke’s on you i cancelled therapy this week

from: david
to: therapist

sent: monday, 10/6

subject: cancelling today

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 17h

like hey daddyyyyyy

the beast from over the gatden wall as illuminated by a lantern towards the end of the series. he is undeniably erotic and sexy and hot

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 17h

every time i watch over the garden wall i am taken aback by how sexy the beast looks in the episode where he is briefly illuminated by a lantern and i wonder how many sexual awakenings he is responsible for

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 17h

im still thinking about how real this is tbh

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 23h

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

exactlyyyyyyyyyy

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 1d

This is me snd @davidalexander.bsky.social

molly ✨ @brat.fm · 1d

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

something broke in me when Blueland responded to my email via AI-bot. huge “et tu, Blueland?” energy

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 1d

thank you, if anyone asks i did it for the attention and not the positive impact it may or may not have. the attention ONLY.

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