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David Bynch
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Bazinga!
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Dune
July 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Masahisa Suzuki, illustration for Ariel, 1989
November 30, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Morning Coffee
November 18, 2024 at 7:36 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Brb taking the ego I carefully constructed for decades like a basketball and drop kicking that bitch into orbit
December 3, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Hearing the iconic drums play while speedwalking to NERV's Rizz War Room
December 3, 2023 at 9:14 AM
Aftercare is important. Make sure to play your partner your favorite Radiohead song after your edging session
December 3, 2023 at 9:10 AM
Mfw trying to figure out why i feel like shit after my balanced breakfast of cigarettes coffee and the madoka magica cart
December 3, 2023 at 12:13 AM
(Optimistically) if I can spend an hour in a new vegas inventory screen then I should theoretically be able to balance my checkbook
November 27, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Too esoteric for stacies
Too normal for goth chicks
Why did God put me on this earth
November 23, 2023 at 7:42 PM
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November 21, 2023 at 6:03 AM
INFANTILIZATION REGIME CULT
November 6, 2023 at 8:05 PM
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
AND LONELY DAYS ARE ALL THAT FILL MY HEAD
ALL OF THE TIME
OH BABY
November 3, 2023 at 6:32 PM
I NEED to be sent to the femdom gulag
October 30, 2023 at 8:47 PM
The first time you stub your toe is pretty sad, sure. After that you should've just moved the fucking table
October 26, 2023 at 7:54 PM
The Lighthouse but Willem keeps handing Robert tiktok videos and won't stop leaving his hand out until he takes the phone from him
October 21, 2023 at 12:07 AM
I WOULD RATHER BE FREED FROM THIS MORTAL COIL THAN EVER BREED POKEMON
October 20, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Being beaten by higher IVs in pokemon feels about as bad as being audited by the IRS
October 20, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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You know that disgusted face Aragorn makes as he throws away the disintegrating Morgul blade? That's what I do with my phone when I see a cutesy anime girl wearing a meticulously researched and referenced military uniform. Like I know there's evil at work there.
October 18, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 11:04 AM
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Jackass 5 to Feature 45 Minutes of Steve-O Attempting a Pokemon Emerald Kaizo Nuzlocke
Jackass 5 to Feature 45 Minutes of Steve-O Attempting a Pokemon Emerald Kaizo Nuzlocke
Leaked footage suggests a significant portion of Jackass 5 will depict Steve-O taking on a Pokémon Emerald Kaizo Nuzlocke.
hard-drive.net
October 15, 2023 at 4:09 AM
All my best tweets come to me while I'm driving on the highway, tweeting on expert difficulty
October 13, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Who the FUCK saw a leech suckin on em in the 18th century and said "I think this has medicinal value actually"
October 13, 2023 at 10:34 PM