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David John Smailes
@davidjs-uk.bsky.social
Mobile app dev. Plays guitar. PS5 & Steamdeck.
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Our new report: local political parties are renting out office space to MPs — who claim the cost on expenses.

But in most cases, they pay no tax on that income — or on rent from local businesses.

We reviewed 630 sets of accounts. What we found is a systemic failure. 🧵
May 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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There’s now a limited run of 50 Japanese style Vader prints in my shop.

A3 giclee print, hand numbered on 310gsm Hahnemühle German Etching paper.
www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/swjap...
May 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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There are two problem-solving approaches:

1) identify a problem that you want to solve, then find a method that will solve it
or
2) pick a method you want to use, and go hunting for problems.

The second way is the stupid way, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that it's the default method in tech.
April 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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This fake Donald Trump tweet is once again being widely shared following the president's imposition of global tariffs and the markets plunging in the aftermath.

Trump never posted this. It's fake.
what if it just took one though
April 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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SALE! I have all these extra prints floating around my studio this month.

If you’d like one at a discount, then the prices are in the photos and all prices INCLUDE postage. (unless you’re outside the UK)

Plz DM me if you’re interested.
January 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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It's early in the morning but I don't think the AI Opportunities Action Plan by Matt Clifford has been published, so we don't know (for instance) if the government is streamlining the visa process as was reported by the FT in an earlier draft www.gov.uk/government/n...
Prime Minister sets out blueprint to turbocharge AI
Artificial intelligence will deliver a decade of national renewal, as part of a new plan announced today (13 January 2025).
www.gov.uk
January 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Apple need to get a grip on the AI notification summaries.
January 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Game Pass PC is $12 but sure, folks are going to drop $10 more for that non-service.
December 24, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Is there another film series that falls off as much as Die Hard? First three are solid. 3 is arguably as good as 1, but then it heads for the bin fast.
December 24, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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Christmas Mental Health Support

SAMARITANS (24/7, open for everyone)
call: 116123
email: [email protected]

CALM (5pm - midnight every day, open for everyone)
call: 0800585858
WhatsApp: 02045876634

PAPYRUS (24/7, under-35s only)
call: 08000684141
text: 88247

#ChristmasEve #ChristmasDay #BoxingDay
December 24, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.
December 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Please do share to help promote my Teeny-Tiny business.

I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here:

infinitebacon.com

Thank you!
December 8, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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TOKYOSEXSALE! Things have been pretty busy at Tokyo-Towers and I have all these odds and sods floating around my studio.

Give someone a unique (AND reasonably priced) gift without leaving the house.

All prices include P&P (unless you’re outside the UK)

DM if interested
December 4, 2024 at 12:46 PM
It’s nearly time for #whamageddon2024

Stay alert, stay vigilant.

pbs.twimg.com/media/Dtmj17...
November 30, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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⚠️ Yellow weather warning issued ⚠️

Rain across parts of southern England
Tuesday 2200 - Wednesday 1200

Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning

Stay #WeatherAware⚠️
November 26, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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I have ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY of these calendars. Bit scary (and at great expense) now everyone is fleeing Twitter.

If you could please share this here and I can get below 100 I’d appreciate it www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
November 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Hello everyone. I am now on this platform for social media. Do please repost this message so that more people can find me!
November 13, 2024 at 11:26 AM
RIP Tony Todd. One of the best ever to do it. Incredible voice and presence.
November 9, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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I’m giving away one of my 2025 calendars and a runner-up prize of a pack of Star Wars themed Xmas cards.

To win just share and follow. I’ll draw 6pm Sunday.

There’s also 15% OFF in my store. Just use the codeword BACON at checkout.
www.infinitebacon.com

Good luck!
November 8, 2024 at 12:58 PM
The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Muppets.
No Country For Old Muppets.
The Muppet Suicides
December 25, 2023 at 8:51 AM
S-tier Xmas films reserved for Xmas Eve: Muppet’s Christmas Carol, Polar Express, Colbert Christmas, Scrooged.
December 24, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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It’s THE FIRST of the bum-slide toward Christmas so to celebrate I’m giving 15% off EVERYTHING in my shop!

Just use the codeword XMAS15 and my shop is here www.infinitebacon.com/shop MERRY BUM-SLIDE!
December 1, 2023 at 9:00 AM
Took the dog for a walk along Windows XP earlier.
November 23, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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Happy third anniversary of the funniest political moment of all time.
November 7, 2023 at 2:59 PM