Hedonism Bot
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I do think probably the most influential demographic/cultural shift of the last decade or two is that rural America has become culturally and political homogenous practically overnight
December 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I do think probably the most influential demographic/cultural shift of the last decade or two is that rural America has become culturally and political homogenous practically overnight
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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person who lives above me is getting absolutely plowed rn to the point where I am putting in headphones
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
person who lives above me is getting absolutely plowed rn to the point where I am putting in headphones
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The second to last Christmas in the East Wing ever ... apparently.
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The second to last Christmas in the East Wing ever ... apparently.
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god what the fuck is up with germany
With US GDP released today (4.3% annualized), we now have Q3 growth data for every G7 country
Here's each country's cumulative increase in real GDP, since just before the pandemic:
🇺🇸 +15.3%
🇨🇦 +11.3%
🇮🇹 +6.3%
🇬🇧 +5.3%
🇫🇷 +5.2%
🇯🇵 +1.0%
🇩🇪 -0.2%
Here's each country's cumulative increase in real GDP, since just before the pandemic:
🇺🇸 +15.3%
🇨🇦 +11.3%
🇮🇹 +6.3%
🇬🇧 +5.3%
🇫🇷 +5.2%
🇯🇵 +1.0%
🇩🇪 -0.2%
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
god what the fuck is up with germany
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Like prime, but with human beings”
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rereading about Doug Jones's prosecution of the 16th Street church bombing cold case is wild because he more or less convinced a man's entire family to put him away for life
people realized *at the time* that as far as old-school establishment Dems go, you weren't getting a better AG for the task than one who personally ensured a bunch of Klansmen died in prison for one of the most notorious acts of racial terror in American history, and then Biden chose...not that guy
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
rereading about Doug Jones's prosecution of the 16th Street church bombing cold case is wild because he more or less convinced a man's entire family to put him away for life
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This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
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This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
Department of Veterans Affairs quietly implements abortion ban
A VA spokesperson confirmed to MS NOW that the ban was in place following a Department of Justice memo issued last week.
www.ms.now
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
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Bill Clinton be like: this is for Hillary you son of bitch
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Bill Clinton be like: this is for Hillary you son of bitch
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The thing where Trump names everything after himself isn’t a funny little quirk but an incredibly reliable indicator that a leader is in fact a dictator. It doesn’t happen in any democratic society, no sane leader does it
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The thing where Trump names everything after himself isn’t a funny little quirk but an incredibly reliable indicator that a leader is in fact a dictator. It doesn’t happen in any democratic society, no sane leader does it
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You ever think about how Gadaffi made a fancam of Condi Rice and then sat her down and showed it to her
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You ever think about how Gadaffi made a fancam of Condi Rice and then sat her down and showed it to her
The duality of man.
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The duality of man.
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i've been saying that mid-Millennials are the last generation that will actually be able to read and write fully, and I was thinking that was mostly a problem with phones & chatgpt, but now i think it's also, uh, something that's being engineered deliberately [and for extremely stupid reasons]
so, uh, I just saw this [h/t @mikeblack114.bsky.social) and... jesus christ we're literally teaching an illiterate generation. instead of teaching meaning we're literally telling kids to just invent what the text says
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i've been saying that mid-Millennials are the last generation that will actually be able to read and write fully, and I was thinking that was mostly a problem with phones & chatgpt, but now i think it's also, uh, something that's being engineered deliberately [and for extremely stupid reasons]
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how did we get here
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
how did we get here
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Ok. I need to check my medicine dose: Mitt Romney is calling for the wealthy to pay more taxes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
Opinion | Mitt Romney: Tax the Rich, Like Me
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ok. I need to check my medicine dose: Mitt Romney is calling for the wealthy to pay more taxes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
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I think it is possible that Russia might invade European countries like Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland, primarily because the Russian state keeps saying it wants to invadw European countries like Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland
What are you even talking about! I am saying it is a delusional fantasy to suggest Russia is going to invade European countries like Poland, Germany or indeed the UK, which is the insane drivel currently being promoted in support of a disastrous arms race.
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I think it is possible that Russia might invade European countries like Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland, primarily because the Russian state keeps saying it wants to invadw European countries like Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland
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Okay somehow this random pathological liar I doxxed back in January has now blown up a far-right party in Canada thetyee.ca/News/2025/12...
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Okay somehow this random pathological liar I doxxed back in January has now blown up a far-right party in Canada thetyee.ca/News/2025/12...
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
The 10 point gap between abolishing the police and abolishing prisons *in favour of abolishing prisons* is so funny and baffling.
I’ve been of the opinion that all the Welcome PAC/Fest people are hack frauds, but this just cements it.
Taking Republican talking points about Democrats and pretending they’re Democratic policies is proof enough anyone associated with them shouldn’t be listened to
Taking Republican talking points about Democrats and pretending they’re Democratic policies is proof enough anyone associated with them shouldn’t be listened to
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The 10 point gap between abolishing the police and abolishing prisons *in favour of abolishing prisons* is so funny and baffling.
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Sherrill's chances of winning are close to 90% at this rate and everyone is acting like it's 55%
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sherrill's chances of winning are close to 90% at this rate and everyone is acting like it's 55%
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Republican: Do you want a hot dog
Lib: No. I’m not hungry
Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground
Lib: No. I’m not hungry
Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Republican: Do you want a hot dog
Lib: No. I’m not hungry
Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground
Lib: No. I’m not hungry
Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground
Thought provoking.
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Thought provoking.