What if...get this...the constitution kinda /kicks ass/. And if your instinctual response to that is to qualify that with a bunch of historical context...yeah, me too...but I'm going to ignore that instinct because I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN AN AUTOCRACY SO I'M JUST GONNA BE A CONSTITUTION HYPE MAN RN.

"Ignoring the Supreme Court is unconstitutional!" OK, what about "If he doesn't have to listen to the courts, he becomes a king, that's why they wrote the separation of powers into the founding document of the nation."

"Suspending due process is unconstitutional" OK...but what about "Without due process, anyone can be punished for any reason, that's why they wrote it into the founding document of the nation."

The National Guard & Marines are tools in the P2025, stephan miller & foreign handlers goal of Martial Law and the downfall of Democracy.
ALL other communities need to organize spotting, warning & action systems for when they arrive in your towns.

Houston’s drives in this game:

—lost fumble on their first play
—3-and-out
—punt
—pick
—punt
—99-yard touchdown drive
—FG in 24 seconds
—lost fumble
—pick

What on earth

Why?

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

This movie gets me every time.

Kirk's being held in an Imperial Starship.

here’s a comic about smiling

There have been five 235-yard receiving performances this decade

-269 by Tyreek Hill in 2020
-Twice by Ja'Marr Chase
-Twice by Browns receivers after Deshaun Watson suffered season-ending injuries

Josh Allen runs it in for an 8-yard touchdown. He now has four touchdowns in the game: 2 passing TDs, a rushing TD, and a receiving TD. What a performance on national TV.

MVP case made, loud and clear.

Bills 35, 49ers 10 w/ 12:31 left in 4Q.

After a morning of deliberation, I’ve decided to let Collin Klein go.

This game -- not just football, but this specific game -- was meant for Josh Allen to play in it.

I should be hired as an offensive assistant to just say “no that definitely isn’t going to work” when needed

DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART. DEATH BLART.

The idea of Texas A&M knocking Texas out of the playoff in a rivalry game they haven’t played in over a decade gives me a secondhand hater’s high so intense I probably shouldn’t drive right now