Amen to that.

Me, returning home after a week-long training institute: “Wow, I’m exhausted.”

7YO: “Now you know what my life is like.”

This is how I cope with the state of the world

Things are mostly scary and bad but I got to crunch around in the snow for a couple of minutes last night and that was a welcome thing

who would have ever guessed, putting nutrients into your body makes it feel good and work better. it's almost like nobody told me 100,000 times

Dino chicken nuggets 🤝 autism. This is how we achieve world peace.

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

The internet thinks I’m obsessed with plastic surgery and weight loss. 🤮

In reality I’m thinking, “How can I eat more French butter on a baguette.”

COVID changed me forever. I figure eat the bread we could all die tomorrow.

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

(Holding a baby, pointing at the Pikachu float during Macy’s thanksgiving parade) See that? That is God

lighting a candle in sympathy for those who have families who cant cook for shit 😔🕯️

When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

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