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dazzach.bsky.social
@dazzach.bsky.social
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Here I am pretending I drink beer, doing my 'man of the people' act to fool the gullible dimwits into thinking I give a shit about them
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Reform UK Review 2025:

Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin tells us she gets mad when she sees ‘ads full of Black and Asian people’.
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I'm deeply honoured to have had a beer named after me.
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Reform UK Review 2025

Just a little flashback to when Nigel Farage decided to shout “Bernard Manning” at everyone because he couldn’t find any better way of answer questions about why he bullied Jewish kids at school.
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Reform UK Review 2025

Nigel Farage buys a house in Clacton, angrily stating “what more can I do?!”.

Turns out the “more he can do” is buy a house in Clacton.

He then claims his girlfriend bought it.
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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The Liz Truss Show - Behind the Scenes
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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"Christmas is a time of peace, humility, love, compassion, selflessness and charity. So naturally I fucking hate it."
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The Department of Justice is acting like Donald Trump’s personal attorney and law firm.

This is abhorrent.
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Turns out the best defence against charges of animal cruelty is to say "we'll kill 20,000 dogs".
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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"The gov't is looking after puppies and kittens and everyone is delighted. Quick! Find me a negative angle."

My heart breaks for The Times. ~AA
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Title: "Streeting: Starmer must go further to undo Brexit"

First few sentences: Turns out Streeting "suggested" this, by "hinting" at stuff.

The actual quote: Turns out Streeting didn't even do that. In any way. 😂

A perfect summary of 2025 'reporting'. ~AA
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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“So what? Nigel likes…

Private jets
Private boxes at Ascot
Champagne at Lords
Fox Hunting
Hare coursing
Promoting bullion

Still man of the people…”

Reform UK supporters are deluded.
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Translation: a couple of local racists think there might be fewer birds so immediately assume migrants have stolen them for Christmas dinner, even though many are Muslim.
Excellent fact-free reporting as usual from The Mail.
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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It's a sad day when patriotic hero Tommy Robinson can't visit a Muslim country and get his arse handed to him and publicly shit himself.
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Sadly, spot on by @bjennings90.bsky.social.
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Ah yes, I well remember our hard work on behalf of the fishing industry. Out of 42 Fisheries meetings while I was an MEP I could only be arsed to attend 1. Then we screwed the whole fishing industry with Brexit, so well done us.
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Exactly! What is this country coming to when you can't urge people to burn all migrant hotels to the ground, say "violence & murder is the only way now" and tell people to "head off to MPs houses & Parliament, we need to take over by force"?
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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A draw is held to decide who gets to ask Parliamentary Questions. I was lucky enough to be chosen to ask my question today, but I couldn’t be arsed to turn up. I was too busy saying the system is rigged and I am being gagged!
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The Ghost of Racism Past
The Ghost of Racism Present
The Ghost of Racism Yet to Come
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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This is what true patriotism looks like!
A sad middle aged man, puffed up to look like Rod Stewart & an immigrant himself, eating ‘English’ grub in an Islamic country whilst slagging off the UK, Islam and migrants.
Charlie Muggins:
Our Fluff
Our Stain
Our Belch
Our Stray Pube.
🇬🇧
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM