The perfect album from the year I turned 16 (1997):
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The perfect album from the year I turned 16 (1997):
My name is Ozymanidas, King of Kings. Look on my works and pass the Courvoisier.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and govern yourself accordingly.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My name is Ozymanidas, King of Kings. Look on my works and pass the Courvoisier.
Age verification? I saw the first "Mission Impossible" movie at a drive-in.
Age verification? The first time I saw The Simpsons was on The Tracey Ullman Show.
Age verification? I audiotaped network TV shows with a cassette recorder.
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Age verification? I saw the first "Mission Impossible" movie at a drive-in.
at age four, i was asked to leave the baseball hall of fame in cooperstown for being too loud. i regret nothing.
My first real job was working at a place called BAGEL NOSH. Because of this experience, I am weirdly good at cutting bagels very efficiently.
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
at age four, i was asked to leave the baseball hall of fame in cooperstown for being too loud. i regret nothing.
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[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
🎵 du, du hast, du hast mich
du, du hast, du hast mich 🎵
du, du hast, du hast mich 🎵
🎵 FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME,
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME 🎶
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME 🎶
May 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
🎵 du, du hast, du hast mich
du, du hast, du hast mich 🎵
du, du hast, du hast mich 🎵
American History
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
The Cow.
The Cow.
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. I'll go first:
The People Under the Stars
The People Under the Stars
May 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
American History
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The average American has three friends.
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
"im not saying we wouldnt get our hair mussed" - general buck turgidson
A Border Patrol official arrested a 19 yo citizen from Albuquerque in Arizona who didn’t have ID on him, claimed he ‘admitted’ to illegally crossing the border, abducted + ICE imprisoned him for 10 days, and would have deported him to Mexico if his family hadn’t tracked him down and provided his ID.
April 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"im not saying we wouldnt get our hair mussed" - general buck turgidson
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This moment is powerful.
The initial reaction from the Stephanie Horowitz.
She survived Parkland school shooting in 2018
She survived Florida State U shooting yesterday
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The initial reaction from the Stephanie Horowitz.
She survived Parkland school shooting in 2018
She survived Florida State U shooting yesterday
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April 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This moment is powerful.
The initial reaction from the Stephanie Horowitz.
She survived Parkland school shooting in 2018
She survived Florida State U shooting yesterday
===>
The initial reaction from the Stephanie Horowitz.
She survived Parkland school shooting in 2018
She survived Florida State U shooting yesterday
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moi. c'est moi.
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
moi. c'est moi.
this is what it must feel like to interact with elon musk
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
this is what it must feel like to interact with elon musk
Name one actor whose movies you'll watch simply because they are in them?
December 28, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Name one actor whose movies you'll watch simply because they are in them?
i help run a pod racing video streaming service for fans who cant be on planet. we started on tatooine but weve expanded to other planets
Tag yourself with the job you’d actually have in the Star Wars universe given your occupation
I’d be the Rebel engineer officer screaming at leadership on Hoth that a linear defense against armor is useless unless you’ve got integrated minefields and obstacle belts linking in with the terrain
I’d be the Rebel engineer officer screaming at leadership on Hoth that a linear defense against armor is useless unless you’ve got integrated minefields and obstacle belts linking in with the terrain
Whenever people post "what job would you have in Star Wars" my answer is "I'd be writing memos to the Grand Moff explaining why we need more Microsoft Office licenses" and well here we are.
November 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
i help run a pod racing video streaming service for fans who cant be on planet. we started on tatooine but weve expanded to other planets
Hey Bluesky, what are three of your favorite museums?
Here's mine:
1. The Adler Planetarium Chicago, IL
2. The Air Force Armament Museum Eglin AFB, FL
3. The Jameson Bow St Factory Tour Dublin, IE
Here's mine:
1. The Adler Planetarium Chicago, IL
2. The Air Force Armament Museum Eglin AFB, FL
3. The Jameson Bow St Factory Tour Dublin, IE
Hey Bluesky, what are three of your favorite museums?
Here's mine:
1. The Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco
2. The Museum of Jurassic Technology in Los Angeles
3. The National Museum of Ireland--Natural History, a.k.a. The Bone Zoo, in Dublin
3a. The Cartoon Art Museum again because it's the best
Here's mine:
1. The Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco
2. The Museum of Jurassic Technology in Los Angeles
3. The National Museum of Ireland--Natural History, a.k.a. The Bone Zoo, in Dublin
3a. The Cartoon Art Museum again because it's the best
Hey Bluesky, what are three of your favorite museums?
Here's mine:
1. Peabody Museum, New Haven, CT.
2. The National Gallery of Art, D.C.
3. The Museum of Fine Arts, Boston, MA.
Here's mine:
1. Peabody Museum, New Haven, CT.
2. The National Gallery of Art, D.C.
3. The Museum of Fine Arts, Boston, MA.
October 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Hey Bluesky, what are three of your favorite museums?
Here's mine:
1. The Adler Planetarium Chicago, IL
2. The Air Force Armament Museum Eglin AFB, FL
3. The Jameson Bow St Factory Tour Dublin, IE
Here's mine:
1. The Adler Planetarium Chicago, IL
2. The Air Force Armament Museum Eglin AFB, FL
3. The Jameson Bow St Factory Tour Dublin, IE
its me when i go streaking at the 2026 sofi world cup game when were down three nil to south korea
it used to be Alexander "I am in control" Haig and then Kobe Bryant came along
who wants to play the “most famous person from your high school” game? bc mine is vanna white.
September 10, 2024 at 4:01 AM
its me when i go streaking at the 2026 sofi world cup game when were down three nil to south korea
the verve crack pipe
make a band less mild
ten thousand fuckin maniacs
ten thousand fuckin maniacs
make a band less mild
Red Hot Ghost Peppers
Red Hot Ghost Peppers
June 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM
the verve crack pipe
i dont really have a joke about hemingway but isnt it pretty to think so
I have a joke about mussolini but I can’t type upsidedown
I have a joke about Oedipus, but it's a motherfucker.
May 11, 2024 at 2:05 AM
i dont really have a joke about hemingway but isnt it pretty to think so
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
March 23, 2024 at 2:31 AM
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Drop a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
March 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Drop a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek