alison
@decafdyke.bsky.social
22, she/they, horrendously gay. free 🍉
https://linktr.ee/redbulldyke
https://linktr.ee/redbulldyke
me when imogen heap uses the human voice as an instrument: awww, you're sweet!
me when björk uses the human voice as an instrument: hello, human resources?!
me when björk uses the human voice as an instrument: hello, human resources?!
January 12, 2026 at 10:19 AM
me when imogen heap uses the human voice as an instrument: awww, you're sweet!
me when björk uses the human voice as an instrument: hello, human resources?!
me when björk uses the human voice as an instrument: hello, human resources?!
(flashing lights warning)
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 AM
(flashing lights warning)
autistic hitman who only uses a silencer because he has sensory issues with noise
January 8, 2026 at 4:59 AM
autistic hitman who only uses a silencer because he has sensory issues with noise
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tom homan is a BITCH
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
tom homan is a BITCH
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Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
this better be sabrina carpenter's next album cover
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
this better be sabrina carpenter's next album cover
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
she a trans coder so i call her handbrake
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
she a trans coder so i call her handbrake
two fingers in ur mom like
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
two fingers in ur mom like
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983)
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983)
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who up jackin they beanstalk rn
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
who up jackin they beanstalk rn
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
there is no good reason for a white heathcliff. one of the most appalling, brazenly unjustifiable decisions in modern cinema
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
there is no good reason for a white heathcliff. one of the most appalling, brazenly unjustifiable decisions in modern cinema
hate when you search up a word to see the definition and instead you find out it's the name of a cryptocurrency or a logistics app or some shit
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
hate when you search up a word to see the definition and instead you find out it's the name of a cryptocurrency or a logistics app or some shit
currently psyching myself out with the thought that if someone says they're a bad liar and they sound convincing that could mean that they're a good liar and are just getting ahead of the fact
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
currently psyching myself out with the thought that if someone says they're a bad liar and they sound convincing that could mean that they're a good liar and are just getting ahead of the fact
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tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
no fucking shit
More than 40 percent of 18- to 29-year-olds surveyed last month said they are struggling or just getting by, and one-quarter believe they’ll be worse off financially than their parents, according to a new poll from Harvard.
Gen Z is deeply concerned about the future — and politicians’ ability to fix it
The latest Harvard Youth Poll found that few young Americans feel the country is heading in the right direction, with AI driving fears about job security.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
no fucking shit
travis kelce is to the chiefs what biden was to the 2024 election
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
travis kelce is to the chiefs what biden was to the 2024 election