Founder of Signal 👀 🔥

Nothing like getting your first biweekly paycheck after an unspeakable amount of time job searching and the next morning getting an email that rent’s due soon (rent is 160% more than said paycheck) 💀

Just saying.

Working on spreadsheets in advanced college lab classes like

#thelockedtomb

this comment just made all of conservatives’ weird and conflicting attitudes towards sex make sense to me

Thought I was a library pro but recently learned my library also has hundreds of items you can check out, from snowshoes to instant pots to sunoculars! Very worth looking into your local library services beyond books and film 🔥

#booksky #libsky

Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…

We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com

Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘

Saw a screenshot and thought this was fake so I looked it up, and no, it is absolutely real.

The human brain was not built to consume information in this manner

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

NEED to read more books with the energy of NFWB by Hozier, like c’mon —

If I was born as a blackthorn tree
I'd wanna be felled by you
Held by you
Fuel the pyre of your enemies

Sickening. Unhinged. Incredible.

#booksky

Finally, I can start digging into the hit tweets I've been saving in my notes app all these years like finely aged wine