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De La Soulless

@delasoulless.bsky.social

360 followers 300 following 840 posts

Born with anxiety, expert over-thinker, and survivor of a boob assassination attempt. Tried to heal my spirit with yoga and Reiki, results have been mixed.

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve drank bourbon from a wine glass. It seemed right.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 3d

You need to look in to your heart you piece of shit

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently I come across as the go-to friend for sheet advice. So you could say I’m doing alright.

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 4d

If I knew my kid would be giving standup a go, I would have given him more trauma. Moms can’t get it right no matter what we do.

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 4d

Life is short. Take the cannoli.

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 4d

People with video cameras in every room of your house: wtf are you doing?

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 4d

“The Great Soccer” is that like “The Great Pumpkin” or is it something else?

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 6d

These leaders are looking at him thinking about how they’d have him doing real pull ups or have his arms fall off trying.

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 16d

If you get raptured tomorrow can I have your stuff?

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 17d

I thought she just withheld medical treatment.

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 18d

I think it’s time to come clean; I hate churros.

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 20d

::taps mic::
Ahem, it’s almost fuzzy sock season.

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 20d

I want to point out that Luigi and Diddy are in the same prison. The inmates in charge clearly have a favorite.

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 20d

Ibuprofen doesn’t work if you put it in your pocket.*

*this statement has not been peer reviewed.

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 23d

I thought my desk limp balm was missing and, for a brief moment, I almost forgot how fucked up this country was.

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 24d

I held a baby for the first time in about a decade the other day. Heavy, like holding a bag of snakes. Slobbered on me. 0/10.

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 25d

As the saying goes… eat shit Pitt! 💛💙

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 25d

Takes a lot of digestive fortitude to eat a Tudor’s biscuit.

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 26d

men are not better than women.
straight is not better than gay.
white is not better than black.

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 28d

Still less than the number of children in schools.

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 29d

I want to decorate for Halloween, but I also don’t want to give out candy on Halloween. Inside decorations only.

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · 29d

But her “supporters” will tell us she’s been everywhere and we just aren’t paying attention.

De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · Sep 8

I swear to Odin…

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De La Soulless @delasoulless.bsky.social · Sep 6

Everybody shut up!! Great British Bake Off is back!

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