@openargs.bsky.social just listened to your show from 11/13 and as someone who has worked with the state of North Carolina and their departments of environmental protection for 20+ years. They do care and have been making a difference You’re off the cuff comments were demeaning to say the least.

Moist people can overlook the occasional typo.

Cleanin up a bit today and realized I have to throw this away. Feels like this is the second time I’ve done this.

[Me as a boxing commentator]

Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.

a [thread] of characters dolly parton could play.

Honestly a little surprised to learn that T.J. Maxx doesn’t accept donations.

"Meet me out back by the dumpster for the drugs"

-CVS pharmacy drive-thru

Today I had a great coffee date with a much younger woman. It was a good day