Xena Brand
@delightingale.bsky.social
Queer / trans / intersex / very tall / polyam / sometimes NSFW / 35 / card carrying monster-fucker
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merry christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
merry christmas 🎄
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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Colonel: Snake, this is Yule Tideman. He'll be helping on this mission
YT: You're carrying the Synapse Augmenting Nano Tech Armament, or SANTA
Snake: SANTA?
YT: That's right. SANTA will provide PRESENTS or COAL, depending on your GOODNESS meter.
Snake: Goodness. Hmmn.
YT: You're carrying the Synapse Augmenting Nano Tech Armament, or SANTA
Snake: SANTA?
YT: That's right. SANTA will provide PRESENTS or COAL, depending on your GOODNESS meter.
Snake: Goodness. Hmmn.
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Colonel: Snake, this is Yule Tideman. He'll be helping on this mission
YT: You're carrying the Synapse Augmenting Nano Tech Armament, or SANTA
Snake: SANTA?
YT: That's right. SANTA will provide PRESENTS or COAL, depending on your GOODNESS meter.
Snake: Goodness. Hmmn.
YT: You're carrying the Synapse Augmenting Nano Tech Armament, or SANTA
Snake: SANTA?
YT: That's right. SANTA will provide PRESENTS or COAL, depending on your GOODNESS meter.
Snake: Goodness. Hmmn.
Have just done our slightly Icelandic inspired tradition of giving each other books on Christmas Eve with my fiancé. I love this lesbian librarian so much 🥰
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Have just done our slightly Icelandic inspired tradition of giving each other books on Christmas Eve with my fiancé. I love this lesbian librarian so much 🥰
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Just in time for Jewish Christmas, we have a new TTRPG 🎲: The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal it Back!
TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆
🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆
🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just in time for Jewish Christmas, we have a new TTRPG 🎲: The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal it Back!
TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆
🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆
🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
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separating the art from the artist is convenient until you consider that art is an expression of one’s self and all their problematic values are baked into it. which is why i can no longer wear the one ring to rule them all
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
separating the art from the artist is convenient until you consider that art is an expression of one’s self and all their problematic values are baked into it. which is why i can no longer wear the one ring to rule them all
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this is who you're expecting to respond to emails
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
this is who you're expecting to respond to emails
Dressed up all fancy for a big lunch with friends
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dressed up all fancy for a big lunch with friends
I think this is such a cool lighting fixture, more houses should have lights like this
December 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I think this is such a cool lighting fixture, more houses should have lights like this
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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and now for my newest trick, i will demonstrate the malleability of the flesh
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
and now for my newest trick, i will demonstrate the malleability of the flesh
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An Oxbridge man replying to Brittney telling him her latest struggles
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
An Oxbridge man replying to Brittney telling him her latest struggles
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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Solidarity with my Jewish friends today, especially anyone in Australia. What a horrific thing.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Solidarity with my Jewish friends today, especially anyone in Australia. What a horrific thing.
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A very different gig to my usual but Go Go Penguin were phenomenal last night
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A very different gig to my usual but Go Go Penguin were phenomenal last night
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you smile so wide, I can see the sides
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
you smile so wide, I can see the sides
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You don’t actually gotta hand it to the people complying in advance
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
You don’t actually gotta hand it to the people complying in advance
My character retired from triangle agency today, goodbye Martha
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Sorry I had to "destroy" your sheet, I'll burn it later just to be sure
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(I'm having SO much fun with this game, it's really quite special)
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Sorry I had to "destroy" your sheet, I'll burn it later just to be sure
🔺
(I'm having SO much fun with this game, it's really quite special)
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My character retired from triangle agency today, goodbye Martha
🫡
Sorry I had to "destroy" your sheet, I'll burn it later just to be sure
🔺
(I'm having SO much fun with this game, it's really quite special)
🫡
Sorry I had to "destroy" your sheet, I'll burn it later just to be sure
🔺
(I'm having SO much fun with this game, it's really quite special)
Help, I'm being encouraged by several subs in my life to set up a high protocol dinner where everything happens to my specifications as lady of the house
Going to have to actually start drawing up protocols aren't I?
Going to have to actually start drawing up protocols aren't I?
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Help, I'm being encouraged by several subs in my life to set up a high protocol dinner where everything happens to my specifications as lady of the house
Going to have to actually start drawing up protocols aren't I?
Going to have to actually start drawing up protocols aren't I?
Getting told by the visiting company that they really appreciate you (the venue's duty tech) is really nice
This get-in for a musical is tiring but I've learned a lot
This get-in for a musical is tiring but I've learned a lot
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Getting told by the visiting company that they really appreciate you (the venue's duty tech) is really nice
This get-in for a musical is tiring but I've learned a lot
This get-in for a musical is tiring but I've learned a lot
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TransActual statement on launch of puberty blocker trial – TransActual
transactual.org.uk
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Amazing Lawrence gig last night, also I'm becoming increasingly fond of giving myself little deer spots on my cheeks, I think it's cute
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Amazing Lawrence gig last night, also I'm becoming increasingly fond of giving myself little deer spots on my cheeks, I think it's cute