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Nick Fohs
@deltaon.fun
Not the droids you’re looking for.
How is this not a feature of music streaming services yet?
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Limited power of attorney, for canceling Comcast and magazine subscriptions.
September 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Trump was just at the G-7 claiming he signed a deal between the US and the UK, thinking they were still part of the EU.

Then he dropped the paper on live TV so everyone could see he signed a blank sheet of paper.

But sure, Jake. Biden age = Bush falsely claiming Iraq had WMDs.
Jake Tapper on C-SPAN: "I feel this way about the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq story. I was a reporter that was skeptical of the WMD claim, but certainly in hindsight I wish I had been more skeptical. When it comes to President Biden's acuity ... I wish I had covered it more aggressively."
June 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I would be making a big deal out of this if I were an elected Democrat
NIH scientists have a cancer breakthrough. Layoffs are delaying it.
A big step forward in cancer therapy has been slowed by layoffs and new restrictions at the National Institutes of Health, where it was developed.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
There are some absolute gems of t-shirts over at W.A.S.T.E.

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Wardrobe Department
W.A.S.T.E. US
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November 21, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Effectively immediately, the Hamburgler will be Secretary of Agriculture
November 13, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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I am so surprised at how people are freaking out about a result announcement pattern that is exactly the same as it usually is. Big cities take longer. The west coast is still voting. Turn off cable news.
November 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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DO NOT CROSS THE PICKET LINE.

DO NOT TORTURE YOURSELF.
November 6, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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As we see emerging reports of voting issues on Election Day (e.g. malfunctioning machines), it's can be helpful to understand how rumors around these issues can mislead — often by exaggerating impact, ignoring remedies, or falsely attributing intent.
November 5, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Give not this rotten orange to your friend
November 5, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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stop stop I can’t vote for her any harder
November 1, 2024 at 8:12 PM
*unknown number not marked as spam calls*
me: well, maybe this time it’ll be an interesting call?
*picks up phone*
*immediate regret*
October 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
He’s pretty green looking
September 11, 2024 at 1:08 AM
One of the stumbling points here with traction I think was that Twitter had already shut down their API when a lot of people got in, killing the “import your social graph” boost that mastodon picked up.

Anyone figured out ways to recreate easily?
September 5, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Booking into my lunch will not generally improve my demeanor on meetings
August 8, 2023 at 7:42 PM
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free twitter users being rate limited vs twitter blue subscibers also being rate limited
July 2, 2023 at 5:31 AM
I have decided that after many years of comfortable time at my current position, I will be departing to join the gangs of radicalized orcas and teach them to sever undersea telecommunications cables. I suspect with proper guidance, they will be 150% more effective than sharks.
June 30, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Can’t wait for the next few months of people live tweeting the Court of Chancery forcing Musk to fight Zuck cause he signed the challenge on a bar napkin in Delaware.
June 26, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Will continue until morale improves
June 23, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Handle change success!
June 19, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Father in law: I’m ordering pizza, do you have an account?

Me: yeah sure

FIL: what’s your password?

*15 minutes transpires relaying characters and defining exactly what an underscore is*

FIL: ok, what do you want?
June 14, 2023 at 2:46 AM
@rands.bsky.social aren’t you busy right now??
June 5, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Shoutout to all the tired
June 5, 2023 at 4:07 AM
NBD
May 25, 2023 at 1:47 AM