William
demontwunk.bsky.social
William
@demontwunk.bsky.social
I identify as a problem
My hairline has matured, but I have not
March 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
March 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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The (idea of the) circus world seems full of the strongest and most fragile artists, the frowned upon and celebrated, the most sparkling bedazzled tragic dark and odd people...
If that ain't queer I don't know what is.
February 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
To think i used to want veneers
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Just so ya know, the CFPB they’re yapping about is the part of gov that puts big money in its place and stops it from ripping you off.

It’s got $20b back to taxpayers. So is it a coincidence that the world’s richest man and his Republican puppets want this gone? No, not at all.
February 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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BREAKING NEWS IN ORTHO/NEURO !!
February 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
At the circus where i belong
February 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Replacement Apps:
Twitter: BlueSky 🇺🇸
Instagram: Flashes 🇺🇸
Chrome: Vivaldi 🇳🇴, Firefox 🇺🇸
Gmail: Proton 🇨🇭, tuta 🇩🇪
Google: Startpage 🇳🇱, Ecosia 🇩🇪
Google Translate: DeepL 🇩🇪
Google maps: TomTom AmiGO 🇳🇱,Organic Maps 🇪🇪, OsmAnd 🇳🇱
ChatGPT: Deepseek 🇨🇳, Qwen 2.5 🇨🇳
WhatsApp: Wire 🇨🇭
DALL-E 3: Janus Pro 🇨🇳
February 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Trying to be more humble by saying im blessed with divine beauty instead of saying im hot as fuck
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Therapist: you can’t possibly think this is all some sort of giant simulation

Me: yeah, you’re right

*turns and winks to the camera*
February 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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*my therapist telling me about affirmations*

Me: So you want me to gaslight myself???? 🤨
February 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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You know, my Siri always did act like a real fucking fascist.
February 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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The thing with Trump saying something outrageous is the media completely loses sight of anything else. Focus is completely on “DEI,” no mention of FAA director getting sacked and downgrading of aviation safety committee, etc. It’s a win for him, every time
January 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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OK, you can't have it both ways, Donald.

You can't stupidly brag about how you ended DEI to bring back safety at the FAA and then stupidly blame DEI the first time there is a crash on your watch.
January 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
what the fuck is happening in america?
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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They are trying to worry and stress you out. Trying. You are in control of you. Full stop.
January 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I think it’s important to be fascinated by yourself. I personally find myself ENTHRALLING, ENDEARING, and ENCHANTING.
January 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Gotta love my colleague who saw me and told me i needed new botox because my ”wrinkles” are showing again
January 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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A suggestion to everyone defending Elon.

Why don’t you make a video or take a photo of you doing the same gesture and post it on social media.

If there’s nothing wrong with what Elon did, you should be able to do the same thing with no problems.

Go on.

I’m waiting.
January 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Ricky Morton is one of the good ones
January 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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*Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg
January 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM