Derick Armijo
@derickarmijo.bsky.social
if it was gonna happen, it would have happened by now
Gen Z becoming little Danny Oceans but for Pokémon cards is an interesting development in our species.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Gen Z becoming little Danny Oceans but for Pokémon cards is an interesting development in our species.
If I had any pull at Warner Bros, I would have them making more Looney Tunes shorts that are parodies of famous Warner Bros movies. I can’t think of two better stars to remake HEAT in 7 minutes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If I had any pull at Warner Bros, I would have them making more Looney Tunes shorts that are parodies of famous Warner Bros movies. I can’t think of two better stars to remake HEAT in 7 minutes.
Holy shit
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Holy shit
MEET THE PARENTS and MEET THE FOCKERS were based off of the famous French sex comedies LA RÉUNION DES BEAUX-PARENTS (1993) and FOLIE DE FAHQUER (1997), respectively.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
MEET THE PARENTS and MEET THE FOCKERS were based off of the famous French sex comedies LA RÉUNION DES BEAUX-PARENTS (1993) and FOLIE DE FAHQUER (1997), respectively.
Tom Cruise should do a Scrooge movie.
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Tom Cruise should do a Scrooge movie.
Nobody wants to defend Owen Wilson?
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nobody wants to defend Owen Wilson?
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
Snyder bros get everything they want eventually.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Snyder bros get everything they want eventually.
Puffer Jacket Snoopy had a big year.
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Puffer Jacket Snoopy had a big year.
I tried to watch HOME ALONE 3 but holy shit.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I tried to watch HOME ALONE 3 but holy shit.
Christmas song sub-genre: songs that contain Jingle Bells riff but are not Jingle Bells
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Christmas song sub-genre: songs that contain Jingle Bells riff but are not Jingle Bells
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Fanta Reptile Raspberry Slurpee (1993-1993): A blue raspberry-flavored slush drink made with Fanta pop, released at 7-11 stores to promote the live-action "Super Mario Bros." film
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Fanta Reptile Raspberry Slurpee (1993-1993): A blue raspberry-flavored slush drink made with Fanta pop, released at 7-11 stores to promote the live-action "Super Mario Bros." film
If you want to hear a child say “where’s Mickey Mouse?” 15,000 times just put on FANTASIA.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you want to hear a child say “where’s Mickey Mouse?” 15,000 times just put on FANTASIA.
All the Stranger Things characters having breakfast and living in the same house like they’re Muppets is exactly what I want to see.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
All the Stranger Things characters having breakfast and living in the same house like they’re Muppets is exactly what I want to see.
WAKE UP, DEAD MAN sounds like a dinner theater production you avoid.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
WAKE UP, DEAD MAN sounds like a dinner theater production you avoid.
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Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
This was one of the best parades in years. Love the commentary. Love people in multiple conversations about Busta Rhymes. Was a bit bummed out by John Travolta Grease Santa but hey, big dog gotta eat.
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This was one of the best parades in years. Love the commentary. Love people in multiple conversations about Busta Rhymes. Was a bit bummed out by John Travolta Grease Santa but hey, big dog gotta eat.
Mario’s balloon debut was this year for the 40th anniversary and the new movie comes out next year. But then also Namco shelled out the money to put the debut of the Pac Man balloon just the fuck with them!
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Mario’s balloon debut was this year for the 40th anniversary and the new movie comes out next year. But then also Namco shelled out the money to put the debut of the Pac Man balloon just the fuck with them!
Started tearing up when they played the Mario Galaxy music with the Mario balloon. I’m one of those people!
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Started tearing up when they played the Mario Galaxy music with the Mario balloon. I’m one of those people!
Del is doing the mess around right about now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Del is doing the mess around right about now.
Del Griffith is screaming at a dog to give Neal the goddamn glove right about now.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Del Griffith is screaming at a dog to give Neal the goddamn glove right about now.
Neal Page is being diverted to Witchita right about now.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Neal Page is being diverted to Witchita right about now.
Most of us have got in the turkeys in our fridges at this point. A very exciting time in Thanksgiving anticipation.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Most of us have got in the turkeys in our fridges at this point. A very exciting time in Thanksgiving anticipation.
The Joker full on is getting his ass beat and stops everything to spit out some chattering teeth. Love the commitment to the bit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Joker full on is getting his ass beat and stops everything to spit out some chattering teeth. Love the commitment to the bit.
It’s actually shocking that more horror franchises don’t do a Christmas entry. Don’t they want to live forever?
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s actually shocking that more horror franchises don’t do a Christmas entry. Don’t they want to live forever?