Derplany
@derplany.bsky.social
I love my cats more than all of you.
Picked the worrrrst time to go on a tolerance break.
I can’t go back to sleep lmfao
I can’t go back to sleep lmfao
July 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Picked the worrrrst time to go on a tolerance break.
I can’t go back to sleep lmfao
I can’t go back to sleep lmfao
honestly one more bad news away from hiring an Etsy witch to cast some spell to unfuck my life lmao
July 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
honestly one more bad news away from hiring an Etsy witch to cast some spell to unfuck my life lmao
how many times do I have to tell myself it’s just my anxiety for me to believe it lmaaooo
June 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
how many times do I have to tell myself it’s just my anxiety for me to believe it lmaaooo
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narrator: she was neither
June 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
narrator: she was neither
Being constantly and consistently dehydrated is driving me insane
June 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Being constantly and consistently dehydrated is driving me insane
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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
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Listen to my happy gorl
May 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Listen to my happy gorl
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Dear rural Republicans,
Your farming and mining ancestors would be horrified at your worldview and your siding with the billionaires instead of your own communities.
Do better.
Your farming and mining ancestors would be horrified at your worldview and your siding with the billionaires instead of your own communities.
Do better.
April 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dear rural Republicans,
Your farming and mining ancestors would be horrified at your worldview and your siding with the billionaires instead of your own communities.
Do better.
Your farming and mining ancestors would be horrified at your worldview and your siding with the billionaires instead of your own communities.
Do better.
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I wanna be home with them 😭
April 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I wanna be home with them 😭
I fucking hate bureaucracy. It’s so fucking stupid and annoying and is just a million fucking setbacks.
April 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I fucking hate bureaucracy. It’s so fucking stupid and annoying and is just a million fucking setbacks.
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Idiocracy was a documentary.
April 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Idiocracy was a documentary.
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One of the hardest parts of being an overly empathetic person is when someone hurts you and you have to cut them out of your life. You still think about them and occasionally hope they are doing ok. Even though they don’t deserve it. And you are better not thinking about them at all. Meh.
March 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One of the hardest parts of being an overly empathetic person is when someone hurts you and you have to cut them out of your life. You still think about them and occasionally hope they are doing ok. Even though they don’t deserve it. And you are better not thinking about them at all. Meh.
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Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???
March 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???
Invincibles penultimate episode is SO GOOD
March 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Invincibles penultimate episode is SO GOOD
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They say history does not repeat itself but it rhymes.
I hope it rhymes with Ides of Marge.
I hope it rhymes with Ides of Marge.
March 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
They say history does not repeat itself but it rhymes.
I hope it rhymes with Ides of Marge.
I hope it rhymes with Ides of Marge.
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
I can’t sleep I’m hiccuping
March 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I can’t sleep I’m hiccuping