Claire as Milk
@desdim.bsky.social
she/her|fun in small doses|older than you think|no, younger than THAT|ok, now older again|y'know what, I should've let you guess before I said anything|t e c h n i c a l l y a doctor...
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Bunnicula sighting at my grocery store
January 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bunnicula sighting at my grocery store
Not only did my brain think thiz tablet was a physical planner, but my brain autocompleted the edge of her keyboard into one of those accounting calculators with the tape>_<
January 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Not only did my brain think thiz tablet was a physical planner, but my brain autocompleted the edge of her keyboard into one of those accounting calculators with the tape>_<
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wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
January 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
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Goblin mode activated. Ca. 17th century. www.christies.com/lot/lot-4563...
January 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Goblin mode activated. Ca. 17th century. www.christies.com/lot/lot-4563...
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ghoul: did you finish that poster for the toronto property management campaign?
wraith: sure did boss, real fuckin callous and tone deaf just like you asked.
ghoul: excellent work you are promoted
wraith: sure did boss, real fuckin callous and tone deaf just like you asked.
ghoul: excellent work you are promoted
February 8, 2024 at 5:59 PM
ghoul: did you finish that poster for the toronto property management campaign?
wraith: sure did boss, real fuckin callous and tone deaf just like you asked.
ghoul: excellent work you are promoted
wraith: sure did boss, real fuckin callous and tone deaf just like you asked.
ghoul: excellent work you are promoted
The thing about flying is that I'm always either an hour early, or I'm arriving as they call the last group for boarding. There is no in-between
February 7, 2024 at 10:48 AM
The thing about flying is that I'm always either an hour early, or I'm arriving as they call the last group for boarding. There is no in-between
Christmas - that special time of year where we can gather round and watch a classic picture with the family... oh, what are we watching? Holiday Inn? What a charmingly innocuous flick this is. Oh, we're coming to Lincoln's birthday, I wonder what family-friendly fun will transpi- OHGODINHEAVEN!!!
December 24, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Christmas - that special time of year where we can gather round and watch a classic picture with the family... oh, what are we watching? Holiday Inn? What a charmingly innocuous flick this is. Oh, we're coming to Lincoln's birthday, I wonder what family-friendly fun will transpi- OHGODINHEAVEN!!!
Some pies have filling and bottom-crust but no top-crust. Some have no bottom-crust. I am thus tempted to make a pie with no filling, but with top and bottom crust. It shall be called "Hollow Pie" (v. seasonal) and the trick will be getting the lattice top to stay both after cooking and post-slicing
October 16, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Some pies have filling and bottom-crust but no top-crust. Some have no bottom-crust. I am thus tempted to make a pie with no filling, but with top and bottom crust. It shall be called "Hollow Pie" (v. seasonal) and the trick will be getting the lattice top to stay both after cooking and post-slicing
"Great deals on stockings..." the amazon notification began, but my hoe ass was being hoho'd bc Christmas deals have begun before we've even slain and eaten the great pumpkin, y'all
October 15, 2023 at 3:32 PM
"Great deals on stockings..." the amazon notification began, but my hoe ass was being hoho'd bc Christmas deals have begun before we've even slain and eaten the great pumpkin, y'all
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Here’s another stealth costume for white cats: hairy eyeball.
October 14, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Here’s another stealth costume for white cats: hairy eyeball.