Chris Mitchell
@designbychris.bsky.social
Freelance Web Designer/Developer in Malvern, Worcestershire, UK.
** Open for Work ** email me at [email protected]
** Open for Work ** email me at [email protected]
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A storm is a great time to steal a trampoline from a garden.
They'll assume it blew away.
But they won't look in case it killed someone.
They'll assume it blew away.
But they won't look in case it killed someone.
January 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A storm is a great time to steal a trampoline from a garden.
They'll assume it blew away.
But they won't look in case it killed someone.
They'll assume it blew away.
But they won't look in case it killed someone.
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It’s Janey Godley day
January 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It’s Janey Godley day
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A little comic about desire paths.
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A little comic about desire paths.
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Feels appropriate.
Again.
Again.
November 7, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Feels appropriate.
Again.
Again.
I imagine that now with everything happening in the US.. Twitter will become even more unpleasant...
November 7, 2024 at 10:47 AM
I imagine that now with everything happening in the US.. Twitter will become even more unpleasant...
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Good luck to the Wikipedia editors tonight
![Henry Alfred Kissinger ('kisindzer/ KISS-in-jar,131 born Heinz Alfred Kissinger, German: [haints '?alfue:t kisine]; May 27, 1923 - November 29, 2023) was an American diplomat, political scientist, geopolitical consultant, and politician who served as United States secretary of state and national security advisor under the presidential administrations of Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.141 Kissinger received the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize for his work negotiating a ceasefire in Vietnam.151 He is currently burning in hell for his war crimes.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreidosdhknvl2l3sg2lfhq4qx63ujmoj6qqzka5455eqilpliumpryy@jpeg)
November 30, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Good luck to the Wikipedia editors tonight
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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
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Cleverly by name, Shithole by nature.
November 24, 2023 at 9:34 AM
Cleverly by name, Shithole by nature.
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I met David Cameron during his rise to power and he was the stand out most unlikeable MP I've ever met. A man entirely focused on what he could get and where he was going. Charmlessness incarnate.
November 13, 2023 at 12:05 PM
I met David Cameron during his rise to power and he was the stand out most unlikeable MP I've ever met. A man entirely focused on what he could get and where he was going. Charmlessness incarnate.
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With another appalling Tory reshuffle, Sunak is proving you can’t put lipstick on a pig. And David Cameron will be attracted to it anyway.
November 13, 2023 at 11:10 AM
With another appalling Tory reshuffle, Sunak is proving you can’t put lipstick on a pig. And David Cameron will be attracted to it anyway.
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Unelected Prime Minister appoints unelected Foreign Secretary. I’ve got a bigger mandate than that. (That’s actually true.) #GeneralElectionN0W #BinDayIsComing
November 13, 2023 at 11:18 AM
Unelected Prime Minister appoints unelected Foreign Secretary. I’ve got a bigger mandate than that. (That’s actually true.) #GeneralElectionN0W #BinDayIsComing
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Suella Braverman will return. Grafted onto the back of another minister’s head.
November 13, 2023 at 8:40 AM
Suella Braverman will return. Grafted onto the back of another minister’s head.
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this is the coolest online has ever been
November 7, 2023 at 4:05 PM
this is the coolest online has ever been
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Yo, anyone got eyes on Eugene Tooms?
November 6, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Yo, anyone got eyes on Eugene Tooms?
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Declining to back Braverman’s words but keeping her in office is Sunak hoping to secure the bigot vote while pretending he isn’t one.
Sorry no. If Braverman is your Home Secretary, you endorse her. Her hate speech is your hate speech. And you are responsible for the harm she does.
Sorry no. If Braverman is your Home Secretary, you endorse her. Her hate speech is your hate speech. And you are responsible for the harm she does.
November 7, 2023 at 7:40 AM
Declining to back Braverman’s words but keeping her in office is Sunak hoping to secure the bigot vote while pretending he isn’t one.
Sorry no. If Braverman is your Home Secretary, you endorse her. Her hate speech is your hate speech. And you are responsible for the harm she does.
Sorry no. If Braverman is your Home Secretary, you endorse her. Her hate speech is your hate speech. And you are responsible for the harm she does.
Finally got around to rebuilding my portfolio website... took me a few years but got there in the end lol
November 3, 2023 at 11:52 AM
Finally got around to rebuilding my portfolio website... took me a few years but got there in the end lol
Morning all :) I hope everyone is having a great day :)
October 31, 2023 at 10:03 AM
Morning all :) I hope everyone is having a great day :)
I'm a Freelance Web Designer/Developer who specialises in WordPress website builds and support. Anyone needing a Freelancer, drop me an email to [email protected] and i'll see how I can help.
October 30, 2023 at 3:56 PM
I'm a Freelance Web Designer/Developer who specialises in WordPress website builds and support. Anyone needing a Freelancer, drop me an email to [email protected] and i'll see how I can help.
First post on the Bluesky, thank you @daskwire.bsky.social for the invite!
October 30, 2023 at 3:29 PM
First post on the Bluesky, thank you @daskwire.bsky.social for the invite!