Detective Megaton
detectivemegaton.bsky.social
Detective Megaton
@detectivemegaton.bsky.social
I'm a nerd but not helpful kind.
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November 28, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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I missed this morning’s Echo Chamber meeting. What are we typing here today? EXACT text please, I don’t wanna not-echo!
November 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
@booksinthefreezer.bsky.social , found this in a relatives basement. Something for the read-a-like.
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I left my fork behind on the way to medieval times.
November 22, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I see two possibilities.

1. They do nothing and claim it was the deep state.

2. They try for a huge splash and fail, then everyone throws everyone under the bus.
In an attempt to claim X Twitter is functioning better, Elon QT “Insurrectionist Barbie”, which essentially tells you the place has gone to shit.
November 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy...
November 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Who knew i was so popular among bot sex workers.
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
They are looking for younger party leaders who agree with them on everything. Shake it up, put some radical thinkers in charge.
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 PM
A couple years ago, I decided to lose some weight because twice while sitting in my car, strangers came to see if I was dead.
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Remember in Sweet Home Alabama when that guy made art by putting metal poles on the beach for lightning to hit? I do for some reason.
November 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Over my lemony smelling dead body
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...
November 19, 2024 at 4:45 PM
How come it's ok for someone to be a film buff but I spend hours watching gifs and I'm "Not being productive at work"
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I'm crushing these debates I'm having with the people on the radio.
November 19, 2024 at 12:09 AM
This guy must love Bluesky.
a man in a blue striped shirt says what 's up
ALT: a man in a blue striped shirt says what 's up
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM