Pedro Telles
@detig.bsky.social
Associate Professor in law at Copenhagen Business School. Official pencil sharpener for the artist in the house. Problem spotter.
Analog nomad between 🏴 > 🇩🇰 > 🇵🇹
Analog nomad between 🏴 > 🇩🇰 > 🇵🇹
You can put all lipstick on a pig you would like, but it’s still a pig.
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You can put all lipstick on a pig you would like, but it’s still a pig.
Listening over the next table at lunchtime in London: two older women talking with two younger guys.
One of them was heartbroken after saying to his girlfriend that he wanted his futute wife to focus on family and the home obly for said girl to go ballistic and breaking up with him 👌
One of them was heartbroken after saying to his girlfriend that he wanted his futute wife to focus on family and the home obly for said girl to go ballistic and breaking up with him 👌
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Listening over the next table at lunchtime in London: two older women talking with two younger guys.
One of them was heartbroken after saying to his girlfriend that he wanted his futute wife to focus on family and the home obly for said girl to go ballistic and breaking up with him 👌
One of them was heartbroken after saying to his girlfriend that he wanted his futute wife to focus on family and the home obly for said girl to go ballistic and breaking up with him 👌
I’m blaming the Christmas elves for this one.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m blaming the Christmas elves for this one.
This is going to be fine. What could go wrong?
Google is experimentally replacing news headlines with AI clickbait nonsense
“BG3 players exploit children.”
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is going to be fine. What could go wrong?
My grandmother watching Brazilian soap operas and claiming she was paying attention to the dialogue.
Trump Appears to Fight Sleep During Cabinet Meeting
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My grandmother watching Brazilian soap operas and claiming she was paying attention to the dialogue.
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All of us at faculty meetings
Trump Appears to Fight Sleep During Cabinet Meeting
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
All of us at faculty meetings
WSJ sticks the knife on Hegseth today, twisting it slowly but surely.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
WSJ sticks the knife on Hegseth today, twisting it slowly but surely.
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Fun FT visual story about the EU's internal barriers to trade (including ridiculous labelling requirements). It makes doing business in India - another multi-lingual, multi-state union - look like a walk in the park. as.ft.com/r/813c200e-2...
@samjoiner.bsky.social @richardmilne.ft.com
@samjoiner.bsky.social @richardmilne.ft.com
The EU single market’s elephant in the room
[FREE TO READ] Small, often invisible barriers to trade affect products from businesses across Europe, including a fluffy Ikea pachyderm
as.ft.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Fun FT visual story about the EU's internal barriers to trade (including ridiculous labelling requirements). It makes doing business in India - another multi-lingual, multi-state union - look like a walk in the park. as.ft.com/r/813c200e-2...
@samjoiner.bsky.social @richardmilne.ft.com
@samjoiner.bsky.social @richardmilne.ft.com
@pascoal.net o teu natal esta tratado.
Even Microsoft’s retro holiday sweaters are having Copilot forced upon them
Microsoft has not one, not two, but three new sweaters available for $60 to $80.
arstechnica.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@pascoal.net o teu natal esta tratado.
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Elephants need more space than zoos can provide.
So where should they go?
Europe's first large-scale elephant sanctuary is about to launch in Portugal, promising a place that the elephants can live out their final years with space and companionship www.ft.com/content/060a...
So where should they go?
Europe's first large-scale elephant sanctuary is about to launch in Portugal, promising a place that the elephants can live out their final years with space and companionship www.ft.com/content/060a...
Meet Portugal’s newest retirees: elephants
Without space to roam, the world’s biggest land animals do not thrive — so what should happen to those in Europe’s zoos? One sanctuary has an answer
www.ft.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Elephants need more space than zoos can provide.
So where should they go?
Europe's first large-scale elephant sanctuary is about to launch in Portugal, promising a place that the elephants can live out their final years with space and companionship www.ft.com/content/060a...
So where should they go?
Europe's first large-scale elephant sanctuary is about to launch in Portugal, promising a place that the elephants can live out their final years with space and companionship www.ft.com/content/060a...
Reposted by Pedro Telles
All Protocol Observed
Welcome to Issue 222 of The Continent
Lesotho’s arrest of a former South African navy officer has reignited a long-simmering border dispute, as the Basotho Covenant Movement pushes historic territorial claims — echoing similar struggles across Africa.
bit.ly/222_TC
Welcome to Issue 222 of The Continent
Lesotho’s arrest of a former South African navy officer has reignited a long-simmering border dispute, as the Basotho Covenant Movement pushes historic territorial claims — echoing similar struggles across Africa.
bit.ly/222_TC
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
All Protocol Observed
Welcome to Issue 222 of The Continent
Lesotho’s arrest of a former South African navy officer has reignited a long-simmering border dispute, as the Basotho Covenant Movement pushes historic territorial claims — echoing similar struggles across Africa.
bit.ly/222_TC
Welcome to Issue 222 of The Continent
Lesotho’s arrest of a former South African navy officer has reignited a long-simmering border dispute, as the Basotho Covenant Movement pushes historic territorial claims — echoing similar struggles across Africa.
bit.ly/222_TC
Ahahahhahahahhaa
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders
Members vote in favour of 'collective leadership' option, with a ‘lay’ chair – who cannot be an MP
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ahahahhahahahhaa
Verdade seja dita que este tapete novo nosso é uma beleza.
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Verdade seja dita que este tapete novo nosso é uma beleza.
It’s 2007 all over again at McLaren.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s 2007 all over again at McLaren.
When was the last time that 3 pilots had a shot at the title going into the final race? 2007 I think?
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When was the last time that 3 pilots had a shot at the title going into the final race? 2007 I think?
When was the last time that 3 pilots had a shot at the title going into the final race? 2007 I think?
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When was the last time that 3 pilots had a shot at the title going into the final race? 2007 I think?
The ability for McLaren to snatch defeats from the jaws of victory is incredible.
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The ability for McLaren to snatch defeats from the jaws of victory is incredible.
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50% das vagas de Medicina Interna não foram ocupadas.
Entre outros problemas, se isto não ligar todos os alarmes e levar a medidas efectivas de valorização de especialidades que seguram o SNS todos os dias, vamos ter problemas muito mais graves que os actuais.
Sem Medicina Interna, não há SNS.
Entre outros problemas, se isto não ligar todos os alarmes e levar a medidas efectivas de valorização de especialidades que seguram o SNS todos os dias, vamos ter problemas muito mais graves que os actuais.
Sem Medicina Interna, não há SNS.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
50% das vagas de Medicina Interna não foram ocupadas.
Entre outros problemas, se isto não ligar todos os alarmes e levar a medidas efectivas de valorização de especialidades que seguram o SNS todos os dias, vamos ter problemas muito mais graves que os actuais.
Sem Medicina Interna, não há SNS.
Entre outros problemas, se isto não ligar todos os alarmes e levar a medidas efectivas de valorização de especialidades que seguram o SNS todos os dias, vamos ter problemas muito mais graves que os actuais.
Sem Medicina Interna, não há SNS.
That’s no snail problem.
French farm has €90,000 worth of escargot snails stolen
French farm has €90,000 worth of escargot snails stolen
The break-in was "a real blow", says L'Escargot Des Grands Crus, which was preparing deliveries for the holiday season.
www.bbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
That’s no snail problem.
My daughter dressed in a pink princess costume under a cherry tree that had just bloomed.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My daughter dressed in a pink princess costume under a cherry tree that had just bloomed.
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Reminder that the thing you’re fundamentally buying when you subscribe to The Verge is our ethics policy: we don’t do brand deals and pretend they’re reviews and we insist companies (and the White House) be on the record if they want quotes in our stories. Worth it! www.theverge.com/ethics-state...
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reminder that the thing you’re fundamentally buying when you subscribe to The Verge is our ethics policy: we don’t do brand deals and pretend they’re reviews and we insist companies (and the White House) be on the record if they want quotes in our stories. Worth it! www.theverge.com/ethics-state...
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Fascinated to find out how the latest Corbyn-led debacle/disaster/disgrace is ackchyually the fault of ‘centrists’.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fascinated to find out how the latest Corbyn-led debacle/disaster/disgrace is ackchyually the fault of ‘centrists’.
I see that kids strollers have been SUVed these days just like cars…
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I see that kids strollers have been SUVed these days just like cars…
Last coffee of the season.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Last coffee of the season.