IcedCoffeeVoyager
@deustex.bsky.social
I'm one with The Force and The Force is with me.
I write things.
Lover of Ska, Synthpop, RPGs & anything involving space ships or people in spandex & capes. Hobbyist indie game dev. Shitty musician.
I write things.
Lover of Ska, Synthpop, RPGs & anything involving space ships or people in spandex & capes. Hobbyist indie game dev. Shitty musician.
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It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.
Today’s 2025 Pico-8 Advent Calendar release is a surprise stocking stuffer: 3 games today! Santa Sprint, Sleigh Era, and Chillmas. All very fun and well made (but Santa Sprint is my favorite of the three)
2025 PICO-8 Advent Calendar - Day 6
Stocking Stuffers!
Santa Sprint by NarcolepticFrog
Santa must leap from rooftop to rooftop, collecting and delivering presents. If he is to deliver them all in time, he must go faster and faster. #pico8
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=153...
Stocking Stuffers!
Santa Sprint by NarcolepticFrog
Santa must leap from rooftop to rooftop, collecting and delivering presents. If he is to deliver them all in time, he must go faster and faster. #pico8
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=153...
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Today’s 2025 Pico-8 Advent Calendar release is a surprise stocking stuffer: 3 games today! Santa Sprint, Sleigh Era, and Chillmas. All very fun and well made (but Santa Sprint is my favorite of the three)
I’m thrilled to announce I’m the proud recipient of the Cici’s Pizza Buffet Peace Prize, which comes with a coupon for $2 off my next visit and free 6 piece wings. This is in recognition of the lives I like to tell people I’ve saved. It has nothing to do with Cici’s desire to do business with me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I’m thrilled to announce I’m the proud recipient of the Cici’s Pizza Buffet Peace Prize, which comes with a coupon for $2 off my next visit and free 6 piece wings. This is in recognition of the lives I like to tell people I’ve saved. It has nothing to do with Cici’s desire to do business with me.
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Congratulations, David Zaslav, on being the most destructive force in US entertainment in the entire history of show business
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Congratulations, David Zaslav, on being the most destructive force in US entertainment in the entire history of show business
Not even The Onion or SNL could satirize this shit. It’s already clowning on our reality so hard
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Not even The Onion or SNL could satirize this shit. It’s already clowning on our reality so hard
Today’s 2025 Pico-8 Advent Calendar release is addictive. And now I want spiced wine.
2025 PICO-8 Advent Calendar – Day 5
Glorious Glühwein by @taxicomics.bsky.social
Can you sell enough perfectly mixed hot drinks on the Christmas market to provide money for the people and cats in need? #pico8
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=153...
Glorious Glühwein by @taxicomics.bsky.social
Can you sell enough perfectly mixed hot drinks on the Christmas market to provide money for the people and cats in need? #pico8
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=153...
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Today’s 2025 Pico-8 Advent Calendar release is addictive. And now I want spiced wine.
It’s so true. Dreamcast was an incredible console with an absolutely stellar library. Gone, but so, so not forgotten.
The SEGA Dreamcast era was such a vibe and it deserved to be around so much longer than it was.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It’s so true. Dreamcast was an incredible console with an absolutely stellar library. Gone, but so, so not forgotten.
BREAKING: Another terrible thing this administration is doing that literally any other country would do something to stop but this is America, baby! We’re just gonna keep the suffering going.
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
BREAKING: Another terrible thing this administration is doing that literally any other country would do something to stop but this is America, baby! We’re just gonna keep the suffering going.
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Cloudflare is down again. That’s neat. Sure glad a handful of companies are the Internet at this point.
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Cloudflare is down again. That’s neat. Sure glad a handful of companies are the Internet at this point.
The latest DHS recruitment ad is likening DHS and ICE agents to Judge Dredd. At first I was like “once again, they don’t get the material.” Then I realized with horror, they do. They absolutely know what the implication of recruiting “judges” is. That’s the point. Sociopaths wanted, apply within.
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The latest DHS recruitment ad is likening DHS and ICE agents to Judge Dredd. At first I was like “once again, they don’t get the material.” Then I realized with horror, they do. They absolutely know what the implication of recruiting “judges” is. That’s the point. Sociopaths wanted, apply within.
Oh ffs. This is worse than if Paramount bought them.
Netflix wins the bidding war for Warner Bros.
Netflix wins the bidding war for Warner Bros.
But what will they rename HBO Max this time?
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Oh ffs. This is worse than if Paramount bought them.
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I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite.
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
Explore live radio by rotating the globe
Explore live radio by rotating the globe.
radio.garden
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite.
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
Playing with the idea of an all-ASCII art old school first person dungeon crawler. Phosphorescent monitor colors, cyberpunk vibes. The prototype may go somewhere, may not
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Playing with the idea of an all-ASCII art old school first person dungeon crawler. Phosphorescent monitor colors, cyberpunk vibes. The prototype may go somewhere, may not
2025 Pico-8 Advent Calendar day 4 game: Santa shouldn’t have tried to union bust the elves.
2025 PICO-8 Advent Calendar – Day 4
For the fourth day of our 2025 advent calendar we have santa snowdown by eriond! An infinite survival game where you dodge elves to increase your score on the slippery ice.
lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=153...
#pico8
For the fourth day of our 2025 advent calendar we have santa snowdown by eriond! An infinite survival game where you dodge elves to increase your score on the slippery ice.
lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=153...
#pico8
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
2025 Pico-8 Advent Calendar day 4 game: Santa shouldn’t have tried to union bust the elves.
I quite literally am asking, “what tf are we doing here??”
New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
www.404media.co
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I quite literally am asking, “what tf are we doing here??”
I kicked Spotify to the curb before they collaborated with ICE. Good choice.
Social media is full of people sharing their Spotify Wrapped results — while Spotify is full of ICE recruitment ads.
As long as Spotify is willing to take money from ICE, they don’t need (and don’t deserve) free advertising on our social feeds.
As long as Spotify is willing to take money from ICE, they don’t need (and don’t deserve) free advertising on our social feeds.
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I kicked Spotify to the curb before they collaborated with ICE. Good choice.
It’s true and that’s why I play on the no PVP, PVE only Ultima Online server.
pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s true and that’s why I play on the no PVP, PVE only Ultima Online server.
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Twitter (X) tries to "reprogram" its users.
The average user gets limited engagement for what they WANT to talk about, and more engagement for drama bait.
If you don't chase the algorithm, you get de-boosted—Your actual interests getting almost no attention at all.
I prefer quality over quantity.
The average user gets limited engagement for what they WANT to talk about, and more engagement for drama bait.
If you don't chase the algorithm, you get de-boosted—Your actual interests getting almost no attention at all.
I prefer quality over quantity.
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Twitter (X) tries to "reprogram" its users.
The average user gets limited engagement for what they WANT to talk about, and more engagement for drama bait.
If you don't chase the algorithm, you get de-boosted—Your actual interests getting almost no attention at all.
I prefer quality over quantity.
The average user gets limited engagement for what they WANT to talk about, and more engagement for drama bait.
If you don't chase the algorithm, you get de-boosted—Your actual interests getting almost no attention at all.
I prefer quality over quantity.
Today’s 2026 Pico-8 Advent Calendar game is absolutely hilarious. Wanna help Santa get ripped and save Christmas? Do I have the game for you
2025 PICO-8 Advent Calendar – Day 3
Today's cartridge is Bulk Season by MaxOsirus! In this arcade game, you'll catch falling presents to help Santa bulk up!
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=153...
#pico8
Today's cartridge is Bulk Season by MaxOsirus! In this arcade game, you'll catch falling presents to help Santa bulk up!
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=153...
#pico8
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Today’s 2026 Pico-8 Advent Calendar game is absolutely hilarious. Wanna help Santa get ripped and save Christmas? Do I have the game for you
Russia is ready in the same way my guts are ready for 5 alarm chili (they are not)
More sabre rattling from Putin "Russia ready for war if Europe wants one, Putin says ahead of meeting with U.S. officials on Ukraine." www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...
Russia ready for war if Europe wants one, Putin says ahead of meeting with U.S. officials on Ukraine | CBC
www.cbc.ca
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Russia is ready in the same way my guts are ready for 5 alarm chili (they are not)
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More sabre rattling from Putin "Russia ready for war if Europe wants one, Putin says ahead of meeting with U.S. officials on Ukraine." www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...
Russia ready for war if Europe wants one, Putin says ahead of meeting with U.S. officials on Ukraine | CBC
www.cbc.ca
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
More sabre rattling from Putin "Russia ready for war if Europe wants one, Putin says ahead of meeting with U.S. officials on Ukraine." www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...
Day 2 of the retro-styled Pico-8 Advent Calendar. Today’s release is very cozy and casual
2025 PICO-8 Advent Calendar – Day 2
Today we have Elf Cookies by ArenaLlanura! A short, cozy game about picking the right cookies for Santa. #pico8
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?pid=178...
Today we have Elf Cookies by ArenaLlanura! A short, cozy game about picking the right cookies for Santa. #pico8
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?pid=178...
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Day 2 of the retro-styled Pico-8 Advent Calendar. Today’s release is very cozy and casual
The 2025 Pico-8 Advent Calendar is upon us. First up is an incredibly fun game where you’re a cat trying to balance climbing a Christmas tree so you can cause mayhem. The gameplay, art, and sense of humor are all stellar.
I’ll be sharing every day. When it’s my game’s turn, I’ll make note :)
I’ll be sharing every day. When it’s my game’s turn, I’ll make note :)
The 2025 PICO-8 Advent Calendar is here! Today we launch this year’s Calendar with the first game, and calendar cart art, by doriencey!
In Cat-astrophe, you’re a cat after the big shiny on top of the weird tree full of toys. Balance as you climb the tree. #pico8
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?pid=178...
In Cat-astrophe, you’re a cat after the big shiny on top of the weird tree full of toys. Balance as you climb the tree. #pico8
www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?pid=178...
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The 2025 Pico-8 Advent Calendar is upon us. First up is an incredibly fun game where you’re a cat trying to balance climbing a Christmas tree so you can cause mayhem. The gameplay, art, and sense of humor are all stellar.
I’ll be sharing every day. When it’s my game’s turn, I’ll make note :)
I’ll be sharing every day. When it’s my game’s turn, I’ll make note :)
I saw this fun skeet trend where gamers were posting their top 4 or 5 games they beat this year and it looks like fun! And then I realized I uh… I uh… I umm… huh. I… haven’t beaten anything this year. Wow. It’s been a hell of a (shitty) year though, so I guess that makes sense
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I saw this fun skeet trend where gamers were posting their top 4 or 5 games they beat this year and it looks like fun! And then I realized I uh… I uh… I umm… huh. I… haven’t beaten anything this year. Wow. It’s been a hell of a (shitty) year though, so I guess that makes sense