Penguin
@deviantpenguin.bsky.social
Trans masc desert carnie queer.
Holy moly, y’all. I did it. I’m now a nationally registered EMT.
May 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Holy moly, y’all. I did it. I’m now a nationally registered EMT.
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i’m a single issue voter and that issue is somebody do something for fuck’s sake
May 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i’m a single issue voter and that issue is somebody do something for fuck’s sake
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Since we all need a pick me up and to celebrate being nominated for the AltStar Award by @altpornnet.bsky.social!
Time for another giveaway!
Repost this post, Like and be following us to enter to win a custom XS, SM, MD, or L Toy!
Winner(s) will be selected on May 1st at 12 PM ET!
Rules follow
Time for another giveaway!
Repost this post, Like and be following us to enter to win a custom XS, SM, MD, or L Toy!
Winner(s) will be selected on May 1st at 12 PM ET!
Rules follow
April 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Since we all need a pick me up and to celebrate being nominated for the AltStar Award by @altpornnet.bsky.social!
Time for another giveaway!
Repost this post, Like and be following us to enter to win a custom XS, SM, MD, or L Toy!
Winner(s) will be selected on May 1st at 12 PM ET!
Rules follow
Time for another giveaway!
Repost this post, Like and be following us to enter to win a custom XS, SM, MD, or L Toy!
Winner(s) will be selected on May 1st at 12 PM ET!
Rules follow
This body is built on the ruins of
All the people I have ever been
Wise men build their houses on rocks
While the rest of us settle for skeletons
-The Narcissist Cookbook “The Simplest Words”
All the people I have ever been
Wise men build their houses on rocks
While the rest of us settle for skeletons
-The Narcissist Cookbook “The Simplest Words”
April 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This body is built on the ruins of
All the people I have ever been
Wise men build their houses on rocks
While the rest of us settle for skeletons
-The Narcissist Cookbook “The Simplest Words”
All the people I have ever been
Wise men build their houses on rocks
While the rest of us settle for skeletons
-The Narcissist Cookbook “The Simplest Words”
I love visiting the vampires.
March 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I love visiting the vampires.
First workplace injury in a very long time, but I managed to strain 3 different ligaments and bruise the bones in my ankle. Boot and cane are my fashionable accessories for the time being.
March 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
First workplace injury in a very long time, but I managed to strain 3 different ligaments and bruise the bones in my ankle. Boot and cane are my fashionable accessories for the time being.
Crossed 100,000 miles on my Civic yesterday. That means just under 89,000 miles since buying her in 2021. Onward!
March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Crossed 100,000 miles on my Civic yesterday. That means just under 89,000 miles since buying her in 2021. Onward!
I’m prepared to organize my hands into fists.
March 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m prepared to organize my hands into fists.
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these days you can't say "be the change you want to see in the world", on account of the specific details of the change everyone wants to see
March 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
these days you can't say "be the change you want to see in the world", on account of the specific details of the change everyone wants to see
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literally every time I talk to friends
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
literally every time I talk to friends
If you hear me say that I’m trying to find ways to bring support to our workforce so we can stop accumulating dead homies… and your reaction is to sidestep the chain of command to stop me from getting a position because I’m “too negative,” you are part of the culture problem.
February 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you hear me say that I’m trying to find ways to bring support to our workforce so we can stop accumulating dead homies… and your reaction is to sidestep the chain of command to stop me from getting a position because I’m “too negative,” you are part of the culture problem.
Packing never really changes, just the destination.
February 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Packing never really changes, just the destination.
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I deeply fear blood I donated is in a man's boner giving a girl the weakest dick of her life
September 27, 2023 at 3:06 AM
I deeply fear blood I donated is in a man's boner giving a girl the weakest dick of her life
It's cool though, they eliminated my position. Apparently I'm not supposed to ask such hard questions.
When you interview for a position and ask “What does Company Name bring to the table for me as an employee, why should I work for you?” and neither interviewer (who both self described as interested in how to support staff) are able to answer… that’s not promising.
February 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It's cool though, they eliminated my position. Apparently I'm not supposed to ask such hard questions.
When you interview for a position and ask “What does Company Name bring to the table for me as an employee, why should I work for you?” and neither interviewer (who both self described as interested in how to support staff) are able to answer… that’s not promising.
February 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
When you interview for a position and ask “What does Company Name bring to the table for me as an employee, why should I work for you?” and neither interviewer (who both self described as interested in how to support staff) are able to answer… that’s not promising.
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February 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Itty bitty hairs are starting to finally show on my cheeks. Is this what trans joy feels like?
February 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Itty bitty hairs are starting to finally show on my cheeks. Is this what trans joy feels like?
For a phone avoidant geriatric millennial, I sure do spend a metric fucktonne of time on hold.
February 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
For a phone avoidant geriatric millennial, I sure do spend a metric fucktonne of time on hold.
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Just a gentle reminder, on this day of days
Don't write down your crimes. Not that YOU do crimes, or I would do crimes, of course.
Stay frosty.
Don't write down your crimes. Not that YOU do crimes, or I would do crimes, of course.
Stay frosty.
January 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just a gentle reminder, on this day of days
Don't write down your crimes. Not that YOU do crimes, or I would do crimes, of course.
Stay frosty.
Don't write down your crimes. Not that YOU do crimes, or I would do crimes, of course.
Stay frosty.
Trying to migrate over here to get away from… well, you know. All of it.
February 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Trying to migrate over here to get away from… well, you know. All of it.