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it sucks when someone launches me into the air with a rising sword attack and keeps me up there indefinitely by shooting me with akimbo deagles that never run out of ammo
January 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
it sucks when someone launches me into the air with a rising sword attack and keeps me up there indefinitely by shooting me with akimbo deagles that never run out of ammo
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I hate playing scary games but I love watching other people play scary games. Like that’s so neat but I’m watching from the comfort of not being too close to the screen and covering my eyes a lot.
January 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I hate playing scary games but I love watching other people play scary games. Like that’s so neat but I’m watching from the comfort of not being too close to the screen and covering my eyes a lot.
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becoming urgently self-aware and hungrily introspective, as a bit
January 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
becoming urgently self-aware and hungrily introspective, as a bit
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fruity pebbles can snap crackle and pop but snap crackle and pop can’t fruity pebbles
January 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
fruity pebbles can snap crackle and pop but snap crackle and pop can’t fruity pebbles
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calling AAA to change the sheets in my race car bed
January 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
calling AAA to change the sheets in my race car bed
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my life is the embodiment of the one friend who walks behind the other two friends bc the sidewalk is too narrow
January 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
my life is the embodiment of the one friend who walks behind the other two friends bc the sidewalk is too narrow
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why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck
December 2, 2024 at 11:21 PM
why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck
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going to the bar and airdropping this to everyone around me
December 2, 2024 at 8:55 PM
going to the bar and airdropping this to everyone around me
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mr krabs at sephora:
i feel like this me shade
November 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM
mr krabs at sephora:
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i went into the bluesky building and i sat down with the president of bluesky and i said … “i want to make history” … and that’s what this is!
November 24, 2024 at 6:54 PM
i went into the bluesky building and i sat down with the president of bluesky and i said … “i want to make history” … and that’s what this is!
A Crab Rangoon would FUCK right now.
November 22, 2024 at 7:19 AM
A Crab Rangoon would FUCK right now.
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If I decide to end it all, I’ll just eat Cap’n Crunch until the roof of my mouth bleeds out.
November 22, 2024 at 4:04 AM
If I decide to end it all, I’ll just eat Cap’n Crunch until the roof of my mouth bleeds out.
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“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face
April 1, 2024 at 6:49 PM
“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face
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at a new dentist’s and they put a bib on me hope i don’t have to eat too many teeth
November 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
at a new dentist’s and they put a bib on me hope i don’t have to eat too many teeth
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is it gay to be gay?
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
is it gay to be gay?
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November 21, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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uber eats: u look hungry
me: ya
uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy
me: ya
uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered
me: ya
me: ya
uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy
me: ya
uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered
me: ya
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
uber eats: u look hungry
me: ya
uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy
me: ya
uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered
me: ya
me: ya
uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy
me: ya
uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered
me: ya
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note to my haterz
May 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM
note to my haterz
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