mediogre
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dumb jokes/political/nostalgia/dog farts
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caption it New Yorker style (Nat Geo also accepted) and win a prize where I laugh laugh laugh which is nice for me today thx
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
caption it New Yorker style (Nat Geo also accepted) and win a prize where I laugh laugh laugh which is nice for me today thx
almost no one ever interacts with my posts but I just keep spewing and that’s exactly why I always got sent to the hallway
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
almost no one ever interacts with my posts but I just keep spewing and that’s exactly why I always got sent to the hallway
sometimes you just gotta say naaaahhhhh b
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
sometimes you just gotta say naaaahhhhh b
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
I’ve had a headache for FIVE YEARS and I have a CT scan for my sinuses tmrw. I’ve been optimistic a gajillion times for an answer but if this is it then we get to thank the drugs that tipped me off by not going up my nose right instead of like 10 doctors and 15 med trials lol anyway SEND LUCK!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I’ve had a headache for FIVE YEARS and I have a CT scan for my sinuses tmrw. I’ve been optimistic a gajillion times for an answer but if this is it then we get to thank the drugs that tipped me off by not going up my nose right instead of like 10 doctors and 15 med trials lol anyway SEND LUCK!!!!
thinking we could detach Canada and float it over to somewhere it would border on a country I wanna go to
news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
The potential social media mandate being proposed by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) would apply to anyone visiting, whether they require a visa or not.
news.sky.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
thinking we could detach Canada and float it over to somewhere it would border on a country I wanna go to
news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
you know I really don’t see enough talk about how Melania is the most likely lizard person we have on the planet
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
you know I really don’t see enough talk about how Melania is the most likely lizard person we have on the planet
really funny for some reason
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
really funny for some reason
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
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ashamed to say I know who all of these people are but also wut
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
ashamed to say I know who all of these people are but also wut
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going back in time to let another sperm win the race
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
going back in time to let another sperm win the race
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The only good thing happening on Facebook
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The only good thing happening on Facebook
baby phat is BACK, BABAAAY
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
baby phat is BACK, BABAAAY
brothers from very other mothers
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
brothers from very other mothers
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It just like me fr fr
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It just like me fr fr
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A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
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My fucking God
It's a fucking circus
It's a fucking circus
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My fucking God
It's a fucking circus
It's a fucking circus
doing errands in “cry face” is an indicator of high self esteem accompanied by absolute defeat
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
doing errands in “cry face” is an indicator of high self esteem accompanied by absolute defeat
he also farts a lot. but he’s old and I have a heart so we’re all cuddled up
my dog has a single bed attached to my queen sized bed so it just looks like one big bed but he refuses to sleep on it anyway which is equally endearing and frustrating because he is not smol
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
he also farts a lot. but he’s old and I have a heart so we’re all cuddled up
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Lowkey tired of showering
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Lowkey tired of showering
not to sound cocky but the stingrays in the pond at the aquarium always really like me and one time there were 7 just lined up for me to pet them and they ignored everyone else like I was their sweet little pancake puppy mother
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
not to sound cocky but the stingrays in the pond at the aquarium always really like me and one time there were 7 just lined up for me to pet them and they ignored everyone else like I was their sweet little pancake puppy mother
my dog has a single bed attached to my queen sized bed so it just looks like one big bed but he refuses to sleep on it anyway which is equally endearing and frustrating because he is not smol
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
my dog has a single bed attached to my queen sized bed so it just looks like one big bed but he refuses to sleep on it anyway which is equally endearing and frustrating because he is not smol