George Bell
devonwhale.bsky.social
George Bell
@devonwhale.bsky.social
Tea enthusiast and Software Engineer

https://github.com/devonwhale
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Early morning idea: Sporklers

Acts as both a spoon and a sparkler. Incredibly dangerous, should not be invented
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Blimey, @kinmoku.bsky.social on both @indieventurepodcast.co.uk and @backpagepod.bsky.social this week. Taking that as a sign to finally get round to picking up VIDEOVERSE
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The joy of trying to use the trains!
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
One of those headlines where each new word really does make everything the story is about worse...
Kohler claims its smart toilets are end-to-end encrypted. They don't seem to understand what that phrase actually means
Kohler's Smart Toilet Camera Not Actually End-to-End Encrypted
Gives new meaning to the 'internet of shit.'
www.404media.co
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Great #AdventOfCode today! And I'm not just saying that because it was trivial to upgrade my part 1 solution for part 2
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Wake Up Dead Man is a great film. A cracking array of characters and a brilliant mystery at the core of it. Well worth a watch
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Quick, someone invent the "Object-Oriented Coffee"!
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
'Tis the season to be sneezing, apparently...
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Given it's what he's been doing for over 20 years, it does feel quite cruel to the others to have a task that's basically "Make a weird short film" when Reece Shearsmith is taking part.

#taskmaster
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
While I've traditionally been annoyed by those "Skeleton Spider" decorations you sometimes see around this time of year, I'm starting to think that the actual terror is the thought of a spider with an endoskeleton...
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Finally, a game that lets you roleplay as middle management!

#Pokemon
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Idea for a novel:

What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:

1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You know, the bar in this theatre is the first time I've heard Pump Up The Jam without it being introduced by Philomena Cunk
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That is a team task for the ages! Really enjoying the two teams this series

#Taskmaster
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)
September 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Really looking forward to this. When it was first announced I only really knew Irwin Allen from Lost in Space but, as I said to @twilightstreets.bsky.social at Big Finish Day, the first one instantly sold me on the premise and I can't wait to hear what happens next!
⏳ BREAKING NEWS! ⏳ Irwin Allen's The Time Tunnel will return in February 2026. Click https://bgfn.sh/ttt2news to read more.
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Oh yeah, those are some funny competitors!

#Taskmaster
September 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Now I'm no genetic engineer, but I think giving a Capybara the spines of a Hedgehog would be a great idea
September 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"Medium latte, please"

"Want to upgrade to a large for 50p?"

#IndianaJones #OrderOfGiants
September 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Quite early in this I thought "Oh, someone's getting a sympathy vote from me", but he was able to come back from some setbacks and even removing the way he was treated he ended up drafting the collection I'd most want...
New episode! The all-star Japanese game developer draft, with returning guests Dave Scarborough and Ashley Day. And two new rules that change everything...

Listen wherever you get podcasts: open.spotify.com/episode/6xqA...
The All-Star Japanese Game Developer Draft (with Ashley Day and Dave Scarborough)
open.spotify.com
August 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM