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Please don’t DM me looking to make any kind of sale. The answer is no.
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Target in Minneapolis has pulled Hispanic employees off of pick-up order duty after ICE arrested two US citizen Hispanic employees while on the job.

“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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A legendary sword that changed Trade Chat forever…
The image features Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, on display at a museum as if it were an artifact in the real world. The image centers on a placard that reads, “Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker Circa: Vanilla (Patch 1.6) Provenance: Molten Core & Blackwing Lair, Blackrock Mountain Notable Owners: Anyone Who Could Convince Their Raid Leader One of the first legendary weapons in Azeroth, forged through a grueling questline involving raids, rare bindings, and countless bidding wars. Across realms, players reported spontaneous trade chat inquiries regarding its name: an enduring cultural phenomenon that persisted for years. Did someone say…”
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Shocking
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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beneceadraws.bsky.social
I drew Frieren from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End to celebrate the launch of Season 2

#フリーレンFA #フリーレン #frieren
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Let's Try Drawing - Gator Days
Let's Try Drawing - Gator Days Panel 1 Gustopher has just noticed that his dad is drawing. This is neat. He's never seen his father draw anything before. Mewbert is there and supervising August's glass of wine. Gotta make sure that nothing happens to that wine. Gustopher: You're drawing? August: I wanted to try something new. How am I doing? Be honest? Panel 2 Gustopher picks up his father's art and involuntary grimaces at what he sees. Is that anatomy right? Arms aren't supposed to bend that way. And why are the eyes different sizes? Did he just hear the sound of a wine glass hitting the floor? That's not important right now. Panel 3 Gustopher realizes he's been silent for a while. He has to say something. He wants to be complimentary but his dad told him to be honest. If only he hadn't told him to be honest. Oh no, he's still silent. He's got to say something. What would his dad say in this situation? Panel 4 Gustopher finally speaks. Gustopher: The important thing is you're having fun. August has heard that line before. August: Oh no. August's glass of wine has also mysteriously vanished. There's a puddle of wine and a broken glass on the ground. Mewbert's paw also has wine dripping from it. Who could have done this? I guess we'll never know.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
how does toad from mario reproduce. spores? does he fuck?

i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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patrickworld.bsky.social
I think the craziest thing about Epstein is that he didn’t live long enough to get pardoned
December 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a guy says to another guy - “which fo today, ai slop or anti-ai slop?” guy says “ uhhh do you have ai neutral slop?” first guy says “ai neutral or ai agnostic?” second guy says “yknow what im just gonna shoot myself behind a waffle house
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Bolero's New Sweater - Gator Days
Bolero's New Sweater - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Bolero has received a new sweater for Christmas! It seems to be a few sizes too big. He can't even fit his arms through the sleeves. His mom isn't too worried. Tammy: Looks like your new sweater is too big. Panel 2 Bolero lifts an arm and watches the rest of the sleeve be pulled down by gravity. Tammy: You'll just have to grow into it. Panel 3 Bolero begins to lift the back of the neckline of the sweater upward. Tammy: You can take it off. Panel 4 Bolero has the sweater covering the back of his head and he's lifting the arms so the sleeves flop around in the air. He feels like a medieval peasant working tirelessly in the fields. Perhaps one plotting treason against the king. Bolero: I love this. Tammy: Really? Bolero: Can I wear it to school?
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A guy is walking through a park. He's wearing a yellow cap backwards, purple puffy coat, and orange sweater with vertical stripes. He has brown hair poking through the back of the cap. He's saying "HAHA! So, funny story. When I was a kid ..." Panel 2: He raises his hand to continue to speaking to someone next to him, and maintains a happy smile as he says "Open Brackets Most Traumatic Shit I've Ever Heard Close Brackets". Panel 3: Shen, who was walking next to him with a red coat on top of his usual yellow hoodie, looks forward, stunned and wide-eyed. Panel 4: Shen, still wide-eyed, puts his hand on his shoulder as the first guy continues to smile innocently.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Why is Wario’s ass so phat
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATIN CHILLEN THINKIN ABOUT DA WORLD "EVERYTHING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTLY LESS MONEY, OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE " - 1. SIEZE ALL WEALTH OF ANYONE WORTH MORE THEN $100,000,000 2. IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR WEALTH SIEZED THEN GIVE IT AWAY MF 3. USE ONE TIME WEALTH TAX TO PAY FOR FOOD, HOUSING, SCHOOL, HEALTHCARE, AND LETS BE REAL HERE, WERE GONNA BUY SOME GALLOW'S , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office on an off day for a work emergency. He's had to leave his son with a co-worker, Iris, while he takes care of things and has just wrapped it up. He's picking up Gustopher now. August: I'm done. Thanks for watching- Gustopher: DAD! Panel 2 Gustopher is filled with an unreasonable amount of energy. In his hand is an energy drink that says "INFINITE ENERGY - Insomnia Flavored". Mistakes were made. He speaks rapidly, loudly, and with no respect from proper sentence structure. Gustopher: IRIS LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANTED FROM THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT AN ENERGY DRINK AND IT'S SO GOOD CAN WE GET SOME FOR HOME AND WE WATCHED CAT VIDEOS AND IRIS YELLED AT SOMEONE. Panel 3 August stares at his son with a mixture of exhaustion, surprise, and just the slightest amount of amusement that he knows will not last. Iris hopes this will dissuade August from putting her in this situation again unless it is absolutely necessary. Gustopher: I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD YELL THIS LOUD! Panel 4 Iris: He's a good kid. Good luck. Gustopher: I'M SHAKING! Gustopher is vibrating. His face is not exploding. All things considered, August thinks that this day could have had far worse outcomes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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A comic about math homework -with previously unreleased BONUS panel below! 👇
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM