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All of my opinions are someone else’s.
Why the fuck is Netflix having these bro podcasts on their platform? If I wanted to watch that garbage I can do that for free elsewhere. Spend your money on better content I can’t see elsewhere.
January 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Don’t give any of these clowns your money. Hilton or target. Get off Twitter or you’re supporting all this bullshit. The only thing that these psychopaths care about is money.
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Manifest harder!
🕯️ manifesting elite QB play tonight 🕯️
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Chargers might win a playoff game or two but will never win a Super Bowl because of the thing I just made up “Spooky Spanos Curse”
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
In 2022, undocumented immigrants paid a combined $96.7 billion in federal, state, and local taxes.
Their average effective state and local tax rate was 8.9% nationally, which is higher than the 7.2% average rate paid by the top one percent of U.S. households.
Elon retweeting a guy known for posting pedophilic incest fantasies
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Fuck Bill Ackman so fucking much.
NEW: It appears billionaire Bill Ackman has donated $10k to a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good.

Ackman has reposted the fundraiser but hasn’t posted about his own donation.
January 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Da B Boys are Back in Bidness
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
That lovely pat on the back from the homie 👨🏻‍🍳 💋
You can get away with it.
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
How to lose your next election.
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.

As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by dgb
Day dreaming about this day
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
San Diego
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by dgb
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
www.gofundme.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I’ll be here tomorrow. Honk at me if you drive by
There's an anti ICE protest every Thursday at the federal building in downtown San Diego. Tomorrow's Thursday. It would be a good day to go!
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I’m really glad that missed field goal won’t haunt…oh no
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The 88 special
Fun pressure from Pittsburgh—Queen lined up over the nose clears the way for Herbig (who is awesome) to knife through the A gap.
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Damn one less fun fact to say at the dinner table
I'm here to banish the darkness, if only for a moment.

A vaccine for chlamydia in koalas. Developed in Canada by a global team, with help from the family of Steve Irwin.

It reduces mortality, reduces disease severity, provides protection for baby koalas.

Turning the tide on a deadly disease.
First koala chlamydia vaccine approved
The disease has been plaguing the endangered marsupials since the 1990s.
www.popsci.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
A sub .500 team should never be allowed to make the playoffs in any sport.
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Gray countries on this map should be terrified.
The people who most loudly complain "Why can't these immigrants just stay in their country???" are the same ones who most loudly celebrate American military and CIA interventionism in these countries to overthrow their governments.

And they lack the self awareness to understand their own hypocrisy.
January 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Elon in 2016: We will land on Mars in 2025.

Elon in 2026: Sorry about my child porn bot.
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Food poisoning to start the new year. 2026 you little devil, you.
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
This is what peak male performance looks like according to MAHA. Three half chin ups, three half push ups and dog walking ellipticals.
Jay & Matt hope you watch their incredible pushup form instead of the $500M they gave themselves based on work that is definitively “dangerous gain-of-function” (DGOF) research. They also terminated grants doing similar work for being DGOF.

Hypocrites
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/workouts-f...
Workouts From the Cringe
Take the Matt and Jay Challenge: How much DGOF can you cancel before it comes out that you do it yourself?
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This pirate guy wants to give out coupons instead of health care.
Rep. Crenshaw on the Republican ACA replacement plan: "You give the poor vouchers. We want to put that money into health savings accounts."
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If you ever need to get rid of one of those pesky 48-hour, viagra induced boners.
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.

I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Koi boys
December 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I came up absolutely huge today.
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM