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silently judging your footwear
📍 minneapolis
📍 minneapolis
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Cannot stand people with zero car knowledge who don’t heed advice.
Go ahead and buy that unreliable European car but don’t come crabbin’ to the people who told you to avoid them like the plague when you start having electrical issues, or when you find out those low-pro tires can’t handle snow 🤷🏼♂️
Go ahead and buy that unreliable European car but don’t come crabbin’ to the people who told you to avoid them like the plague when you start having electrical issues, or when you find out those low-pro tires can’t handle snow 🤷🏼♂️
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Cannot stand people with zero car knowledge who don’t heed advice.
Go ahead and buy that unreliable European car but don’t come crabbin’ to the people who told you to avoid them like the plague when you start having electrical issues, or when you find out those low-pro tires can’t handle snow 🤷🏼♂️
Go ahead and buy that unreliable European car but don’t come crabbin’ to the people who told you to avoid them like the plague when you start having electrical issues, or when you find out those low-pro tires can’t handle snow 🤷🏼♂️
If you’re in the Twin Cities metro and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, check out Shepherd’s Table in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis. They just opened in September!
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you’re in the Twin Cities metro and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, check out Shepherd’s Table in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis. They just opened in September!
After this I had a Hydro Thunder, and a very light beer after that. Didn’t even get a buzz. Ate a bunch of chicken and rice/veggies when I got home. It is 3:30 pm and this hangover still hasn’t left me alone. Getting older is for the birds!
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
After this I had a Hydro Thunder, and a very light beer after that. Didn’t even get a buzz. Ate a bunch of chicken and rice/veggies when I got home. It is 3:30 pm and this hangover still hasn’t left me alone. Getting older is for the birds!
Saw little white bits of detritus floating all around me on the patio at the bar and thought someone nearby had ashed their cigarette… nope.
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Saw little white bits of detritus floating all around me on the patio at the bar and thought someone nearby had ashed their cigarette… nope.
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
If you see this, post and album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If you see this, post and album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Oldest selfie in your phone
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oldest selfie in your phone
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
After this PAINFUL episode of Drag Race UK I think maybe it’s time to permanently retire the Snatch Game
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
After this PAINFUL episode of Drag Race UK I think maybe it’s time to permanently retire the Snatch Game
This new Ryan Murphy show (All’s Fair) is fucking WIIIIILD. It’s absolutely terrible in the best way. I’m treating it as a soap opera so I’m able to completely overlook the terrible writing/acting.
Anyway it’s flashy as hell and I can’t stop watching
Anyway it’s flashy as hell and I can’t stop watching
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This new Ryan Murphy show (All’s Fair) is fucking WIIIIILD. It’s absolutely terrible in the best way. I’m treating it as a soap opera so I’m able to completely overlook the terrible writing/acting.
Anyway it’s flashy as hell and I can’t stop watching
Anyway it’s flashy as hell and I can’t stop watching
How do you fumble the ball in your own city after George Floyd was murdered by your own police force and manage to get re-elected twice afterward? Makes no sense to me. Minneapolis you really let me down.
If Jacob Frey has no haters then I am dead.
Fuck Jacob Frey forever.
If Jacob Frey has no haters then I am dead.
Fuck Jacob Frey forever.
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How do you fumble the ball in your own city after George Floyd was murdered by your own police force and manage to get re-elected twice afterward? Makes no sense to me. Minneapolis you really let me down.
If Jacob Frey has no haters then I am dead.
Fuck Jacob Frey forever.
If Jacob Frey has no haters then I am dead.
Fuck Jacob Frey forever.
BOOOOOOOO JACOB FREYYYY BOOOOOOOO HISSSSSS FUCK YOU. YOU’RE A PANDERING PIECE OF SHIT. MY CITY DESERVES BETTER LEADERSHIP.
OMAR FATEH SHOULD’VE WON.
OMAR FATEH SHOULD’VE WON.
BREAKING: Jacob Frey wins reelection as mayor of Minneapolis, defeating challengers including democratic socialist and state Sen. Omar Fateh.
Jacob Frey fends off democratic socialist's challenge to win 3rd term as Minneapolis mayor
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey has won a third term, defeating challenger Omar Fateh in the city's ranked-choice voting election.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
BOOOOOOOO JACOB FREYYYY BOOOOOOOO HISSSSSS FUCK YOU. YOU’RE A PANDERING PIECE OF SHIT. MY CITY DESERVES BETTER LEADERSHIP.
OMAR FATEH SHOULD’VE WON.
OMAR FATEH SHOULD’VE WON.
THIS IS A POP MUSIC SHEMERGENCY
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
THIS IS A POP MUSIC SHEMERGENCY
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One more before the end of Halloweekend. She had to be revived.
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
One more before the end of Halloweekend. She had to be revived.
OH MY FUCKING GOD???
About to see Weapons for the first time
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD???
About to see Weapons for the first time
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
About to see Weapons for the first time
I love seeing all your amazing lil dumb lil silly lil faggy lil halloween costumes, please keep posting them
I am a friendless loser and I’m enjoying seeing everybody have fun tonight while I wear my sweats and eat my leftovers
I am a friendless loser and I’m enjoying seeing everybody have fun tonight while I wear my sweats and eat my leftovers
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I love seeing all your amazing lil dumb lil silly lil faggy lil halloween costumes, please keep posting them
I am a friendless loser and I’m enjoying seeing everybody have fun tonight while I wear my sweats and eat my leftovers
I am a friendless loser and I’m enjoying seeing everybody have fun tonight while I wear my sweats and eat my leftovers
This is what I’m wearing today. A lovely Black woman stopped me at the gas station this morning to say “You know, you got a lot of swag about you”, and it caught me so off guard that I started coughing. After we both laughed I blushed and thanked her and it put a little (more) swish in my step
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is what I’m wearing today. A lovely Black woman stopped me at the gas station this morning to say “You know, you got a lot of swag about you”, and it caught me so off guard that I started coughing. After we both laughed I blushed and thanked her and it put a little (more) swish in my step
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I hate gay Halloween like what do you mean you’re a self-referential social media post costume?
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I hate gay Halloween like what do you mean you’re a self-referential social media post costume?
When the energy drink matches the hoodie >>>
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When the energy drink matches the hoodie >>>
I find a flower on the floor at work, I put it behind my ear, I don’t make the rules
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I find a flower on the floor at work, I put it behind my ear, I don’t make the rules
SHE KNOWS WHO PAYS HER BILLS. CUNTY DANCE POP ERA INCOMINGGGGG
This really is what dreams are made of... After revealing that she's working on new music, actress and singer Hilary Duff has told Variety that she's making music just for her gay fans.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
SHE KNOWS WHO PAYS HER BILLS. CUNTY DANCE POP ERA INCOMINGGGGG