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📍 minneapolis
📍 minneapolis
Are any of you car audio nerds? I have a question for you.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Are any of you car audio nerds? I have a question for you.
Straight daddy bear manager may or may not have been fake punching with me at work and one of my open hand punches may or may not have landed on his belly and I may or may not have left it there for a second or two longer than normal and I may or may not be walking around chubbed up now
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Straight daddy bear manager may or may not have been fake punching with me at work and one of my open hand punches may or may not have landed on his belly and I may or may not have left it there for a second or two longer than normal and I may or may not be walking around chubbed up now
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1989 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (first car)
1997 Jeep Wrangler (I miss you most)
1990 Volvo 240DL (TANK)
1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2 DR
1997 Buick LeSabre (not pictured)
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1989 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (first car)
1997 Jeep Wrangler (I miss you most)
1990 Volvo 240DL (TANK)
1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2 DR
1997 Buick LeSabre (not pictured)
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1989 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (first car)
1997 Jeep Wrangler (I miss you most)
1990 Volvo 240DL (TANK)
1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2 DR
1997 Buick LeSabre (not pictured)
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1989 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight (first car)
1997 Jeep Wrangler (I miss you most)
1990 Volvo 240DL (TANK)
1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport 2 DR
1997 Buick LeSabre (not pictured)
Sorry guys I’m on a Sabrina Carpenter kick and I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sorry guys I’m on a Sabrina Carpenter kick and I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon
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I know an Applebee’s booth hates to see them on a date night
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I know an Applebee’s booth hates to see them on a date night
I’m still working on this theory but Sabrina Carpenter is Kylie Minogue’s pop-daughter
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m still working on this theory but Sabrina Carpenter is Kylie Minogue’s pop-daughter
There needs to be a twenty minute version of Don’t Smile by Sabrina Carpenter
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
There needs to be a twenty minute version of Don’t Smile by Sabrina Carpenter
Hitting a wall today and a coworker offered me a piece of 100mg caffeine gum… it takes like I’m chewing a menthol cigarette, so it better work
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hitting a wall today and a coworker offered me a piece of 100mg caffeine gum… it takes like I’m chewing a menthol cigarette, so it better work
So far today I’ve been asked if I work for MNDOT, been called pumpkin, a traffic cone, and an upside down carrot. Keep ‘em coming!
I know I look cute as fuck but this is why I never wear orange lmao
I know I look cute as fuck but this is why I never wear orange lmao
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
So far today I’ve been asked if I work for MNDOT, been called pumpkin, a traffic cone, and an upside down carrot. Keep ‘em coming!
I know I look cute as fuck but this is why I never wear orange lmao
I know I look cute as fuck but this is why I never wear orange lmao
Honestly? Hell yes.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Honestly? Hell yes.
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THE CHICKEN WAS LOVELY
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THE CHICKEN WAS LOVELY
I wonder what a non gay person’s discover feed looks like
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I wonder what a non gay person’s discover feed looks like
Netflix offering a skip intro button during the stranger things theme song should be a punishable offense
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Netflix offering a skip intro button during the stranger things theme song should be a punishable offense
Is that—
The Kylie Tension World Tour 2025 online exclusive hoodie?
Yeah, it is
The Kylie Tension World Tour 2025 online exclusive hoodie?
Yeah, it is
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is that—
The Kylie Tension World Tour 2025 online exclusive hoodie?
Yeah, it is
The Kylie Tension World Tour 2025 online exclusive hoodie?
Yeah, it is
When the bear Friendsgiving party turns into naked hot tubbing with seven other men and then a cuddle puddle on the couch while you watch YouTube videos until 2:30am
I’ve never felt so welcomed around so many strangers and it was nice!
I’ve never felt so welcomed around so many strangers and it was nice!
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When the bear Friendsgiving party turns into naked hot tubbing with seven other men and then a cuddle puddle on the couch while you watch YouTube videos until 2:30am
I’ve never felt so welcomed around so many strangers and it was nice!
I’ve never felt so welcomed around so many strangers and it was nice!
The Bobby Hill of drag can fucking MOVE though, that’s for damn sure. She completely held her own next to Brooke Lynn Hytes… THAT was a lip sync
Whomstever masters the audio on Canada’s Drag Race should be drawn and quartered
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Bobby Hill of drag can fucking MOVE though, that’s for damn sure. She completely held her own next to Brooke Lynn Hytes… THAT was a lip sync
Whomstever masters the audio on Canada’s Drag Race should be drawn and quartered
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Whomstever masters the audio on Canada’s Drag Race should be drawn and quartered
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Mountain Standard Time: the Mr. Pibb of time zones.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Mountain Standard Time: the Mr. Pibb of time zones.
Canadians be like “MUNCH-re-all”
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Canadians be like “MUNCH-re-all”
It’s a great day to listen to one of the best albums of all time!
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It’s a great day to listen to one of the best albums of all time!
Sandwich time w/ @bearlyacub.bsky.social a couple days ago — if you’re in the Minneapolis area and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, go to Shepherd’s Table in Longfellow!
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sandwich time w/ @bearlyacub.bsky.social a couple days ago — if you’re in the Minneapolis area and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, go to Shepherd’s Table in Longfellow!
*the 728th customer points out that it’s so crazy/busy in the store 6 days before Thanksgiving*
Me: I will kill myself in front of you to permanently alter the course of your life
Me: I will kill myself in front of you to permanently alter the course of your life
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
*the 728th customer points out that it’s so crazy/busy in the store 6 days before Thanksgiving*
Me: I will kill myself in front of you to permanently alter the course of your life
Me: I will kill myself in front of you to permanently alter the course of your life
Ugh I looked cute today 💙💚
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ugh I looked cute today 💙💚
*tentacles squelching wetly*
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
*tentacles squelching wetly*
And I will die on that hill 🍌🤷🏼♂️🍌
What’s the stupidest reason you unfollowed someone? I’ll start: they said banana is the best laffy taffy flavor
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And I will die on that hill 🍌🤷🏼♂️🍌