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Ashamed american. Proud Minnesotan.
📍 Minneapolis❤️
📍 Minneapolis❤️
@phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social BIG S SMALL A SMALL N BIG D SMALL E BIG E YASSSSSSSSSS
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
@phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social BIG S SMALL A SMALL N BIG D SMALL E BIG E YASSSSSSSSSS
I need to know who’s designing the machines at Planet Fitness because I’m too tall and broad for most of them. This decline press machine hates to see my big ass coming 🤣
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I need to know who’s designing the machines at Planet Fitness because I’m too tall and broad for most of them. This decline press machine hates to see my big ass coming 🤣
That scene in Death Becomes Her when Helen rewatches Madeline’s character get strangled over and over but with the footage of that loser Jake Lang getting his shit rocked by the people of Minneapolis yesterday.
EAT SHIT AND DIE! 🖕🏻🧊♾️
EAT SHIT AND DIE! 🖕🏻🧊♾️
a woman is laying on a couch with a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette .
ALT: a woman is laying on a couch with a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette .
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January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
That scene in Death Becomes Her when Helen rewatches Madeline’s character get strangled over and over but with the footage of that loser Jake Lang getting his shit rocked by the people of Minneapolis yesterday.
EAT SHIT AND DIE! 🖕🏻🧊♾️
EAT SHIT AND DIE! 🖕🏻🧊♾️
And her sister:
May B. Thistledew
May B. Thistledew
Free drag name:
Shirley Thistledew
Shirley Thistledew
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
And her sister:
May B. Thistledew
May B. Thistledew
Goddamn Duluth Trading Co. got me again
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Goddamn Duluth Trading Co. got me again
Jake Lang and his loser ass anti-immigration protest in Minneapolis got shut the fuck DOWN. He got cornered into a recessed window at City Hall after being completely soaked by water balloons… oh and he maced himself. He’s been hospitalized LMAO
Also it’s 14° in Minneapolis.
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Also it’s 14° in Minneapolis.
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Jake Lang and his loser ass anti-immigration protest in Minneapolis got shut the fuck DOWN. He got cornered into a recessed window at City Hall after being completely soaked by water balloons… oh and he maced himself. He’s been hospitalized LMAO
Also it’s 14° in Minneapolis.
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Also it’s 14° in Minneapolis.
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
As you can see I’ve always been very cool
1986 - 1996 - 2006 - 2016
1986 - 1996 - 2006 - 2016
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
As you can see I’ve always been very cool
1986 - 1996 - 2006 - 2016
1986 - 1996 - 2006 - 2016
AS I WAS SAYINGGG
The ICE recruits who just arrived in Minneapolis from Alabama are in for a treat starting Saturday.
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
AS I WAS SAYINGGG
Free drag name:
Shirley Thistledew
Shirley Thistledew
January 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Free drag name:
Shirley Thistledew
Shirley Thistledew
Guys… Disclosure is going on tour and their last stop is in Chicago, a week after my 40th birthday… who has a spare room for me?
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Guys… Disclosure is going on tour and their last stop is in Chicago, a week after my 40th birthday… who has a spare room for me?
I really enjoy watching 🧊 slip and fall on their asses during one of the iciest winters we’ve had in years. Let’s see how they like it when it’s -15° with a -40° windchill and the people of my city are still out in droves, antagonizing them
May they never know peace for the rest of their sad lives
May they never know peace for the rest of their sad lives
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I really enjoy watching 🧊 slip and fall on their asses during one of the iciest winters we’ve had in years. Let’s see how they like it when it’s -15° with a -40° windchill and the people of my city are still out in droves, antagonizing them
May they never know peace for the rest of their sad lives
May they never know peace for the rest of their sad lives
The things I do for the men I love.
Bullied @dgrmsp.bsky.social into making me a playlist and it worked!!! It’s 🔥
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The things I do for the men I love.
I cannot be held responsible for the person I become when I hear Virgo’s Groove
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I cannot be held responsible for the person I become when I hear Virgo’s Groove
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i love that they get back up and instead of doing whatever fascist skull cracking bullshit they set out to do they reevaluated the situation and decided they simply aren't capable of trying it again lmao
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i love that they get back up and instead of doing whatever fascist skull cracking bullshit they set out to do they reevaluated the situation and decided they simply aren't capable of trying it again lmao
Workout with the homies
Thank the homies when they correct your form
Be emotionally vulnerable with the homies
Give the homies a lil smooch when you say goodbye
Tell the homies you love them
Thank the homies when they correct your form
Be emotionally vulnerable with the homies
Give the homies a lil smooch when you say goodbye
Tell the homies you love them
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Workout with the homies
Thank the homies when they correct your form
Be emotionally vulnerable with the homies
Give the homies a lil smooch when you say goodbye
Tell the homies you love them
Thank the homies when they correct your form
Be emotionally vulnerable with the homies
Give the homies a lil smooch when you say goodbye
Tell the homies you love them
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MINNEAPOLIS
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Franklin and Nicollet
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Franklin and Nicollet
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
MINNEAPOLIS
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Franklin and Nicollet
🧊‼️
Franklin and Nicollet
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You can tell from this video that the invite for this didn't just go out to the militant serial protesters, that this was happening and where to go landed in the extremely normie neighborhood email listserv. We got boomers out here with trombones. Love you, Minneapolis!
Anti-ICE protesters are having a rolling noise demo and protest in downtown Minneapolis targeting hotels where federal agents are reportedly staying -- starting at the Canopy by Hilton and going to the Renaissance Minneapolis Hotel. Police have just arrived as we are posting this.
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
You can tell from this video that the invite for this didn't just go out to the militant serial protesters, that this was happening and where to go landed in the extremely normie neighborhood email listserv. We got boomers out here with trombones. Love you, Minneapolis!
It is 29° outside and sleeting and the great people of Minneapolis are doing their best to disrupt the unsupervised pieces of shit running rampant here.
I love my city so much
I love my city so much
CNN in Minneapolis: You can literally see someone is playing on the drum set right here outside the entrance of the hotel right now.
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
It is 29° outside and sleeting and the great people of Minneapolis are doing their best to disrupt the unsupervised pieces of shit running rampant here.
I love my city so much
I love my city so much
Was about to get mad at @daresaypj.bsky.social for spoiling drag race but then I realized I’m not watching this season anyway
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Was about to get mad at @daresaypj.bsky.social for spoiling drag race but then I realized I’m not watching this season anyway
In non-world-burning news: I had a very mediocre leg day today. It was my first one in… years? — but my right hammy cramped up hardcore after curling a VERY light weight (60 lbs) and I had to quit early. I have brought shame on my house. I will stick to squats and extensions!
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
In non-world-burning news: I had a very mediocre leg day today. It was my first one in… years? — but my right hammy cramped up hardcore after curling a VERY light weight (60 lbs) and I had to quit early. I have brought shame on my house. I will stick to squats and extensions!
I would just like to congratulate the winner of this season of RHOSLC: Mary Cosby
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I would just like to congratulate the winner of this season of RHOSLC: Mary Cosby
ice using my store’s parking lot as a meeting point, and now two observers kidnapped by ice one block from my house.
What the entire fuck
What the entire fuck
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
ice using my store’s parking lot as a meeting point, and now two observers kidnapped by ice one block from my house.
What the entire fuck
What the entire fuck
Anyway, it’s been *a day*
I need a levity break
2016 vs 2026
I need a levity break
2016 vs 2026
January 8, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Anyway, it’s been *a day*
I need a levity break
2016 vs 2026
I need a levity break
2016 vs 2026