BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

My piss smells completely different I'm wondering if it's the HRT or something else XD

I need to show you guys this video I found on twitter of chinese lesbians recreating *the* madohomu scene ™️

Nyodette always does her bestest!! Give a big wuvwuv and a cuddle!!

Nyodette believes in you!

I like have needs and the main one is to be diapered at all times lest yer furniture be ruined

I still miss Baccio sometimes,..,.,,.
#pathologic

am a merciful dianka

for every dianka there are like 10 others

ceos are so fucking delusional. People cannot be more clear: we fucking hate AI being shoved in every product. And yet they still think if they push hard enough it's going to magically turn into money for them.

I will raise you "Close every single DHS agency permanently, and try every FBI agent for crimes against humanity."