Rubbing Bean
@dickthebirthdayboy.bsky.social
I really want to be in a cover band and sing "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine with such vigor and intensity that people question my mental health.
June 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I really want to be in a cover band and sing "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine with such vigor and intensity that people question my mental health.
Cork
That's it. That's everything. Good night
That's it. That's everything. Good night
June 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Cork
That's it. That's everything. Good night
That's it. That's everything. Good night
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Is Jesus just what we give emotionally fragile kids after they find out Santa isn’t real? Like damn, this one’s spiraling, better toss him a Bible, Judy.
June 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Is Jesus just what we give emotionally fragile kids after they find out Santa isn’t real? Like damn, this one’s spiraling, better toss him a Bible, Judy.
Wait! So you mean to tell me Dr. Phil *isn't* black???
Major disappointment
Major disappointment
June 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Wait! So you mean to tell me Dr. Phil *isn't* black???
Major disappointment
Major disappointment
*scans my surroundings*
"Yep! I've definitely walked into a thirst trap."
"Yep! I've definitely walked into a thirst trap."
June 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
*scans my surroundings*
"Yep! I've definitely walked into a thirst trap."
"Yep! I've definitely walked into a thirst trap."
Fun fact: the band Ween was actually supposed to be called Weed, but the letter D didn't exist in 1997.
May 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fun fact: the band Ween was actually supposed to be called Weed, but the letter D didn't exist in 1997.
Bruh! I just ate SO much garlic! I could kill a vampire by breathing on it. I feel like a fucking dragon!
May 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bruh! I just ate SO much garlic! I could kill a vampire by breathing on it. I feel like a fucking dragon!
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Nice outfit you fucking freak
May 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Nice outfit you fucking freak
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Masturbation is the ultimate method of asserting dominance.
May 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Masturbation is the ultimate method of asserting dominance.
J.K. Rowling be watching too much hurtcore in her downtime and it shows.
May 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
J.K. Rowling be watching too much hurtcore in her downtime and it shows.
No, I'm not a virgin! Of course I know what a vagongva is.
May 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
No, I'm not a virgin! Of course I know what a vagongva is.
Fuckin' Tapout Bro with 5 kids and no chromosomes starin' me down through the Panda Express front window. What're ya gonna do, Bud? Breathe real heavy on me????
May 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fuckin' Tapout Bro with 5 kids and no chromosomes starin' me down through the Panda Express front window. What're ya gonna do, Bud? Breathe real heavy on me????
I'm sick and tired of this shit! What the hell is a Bone Apple, and how do I make tea from it?
May 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm sick and tired of this shit! What the hell is a Bone Apple, and how do I make tea from it?
Katy Perry's face deserves to get flogged with an entire two-year-old.
May 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Katy Perry's face deserves to get flogged with an entire two-year-old.
Very stealthily hiding a boner rn.
May 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Very stealthily hiding a boner rn.
My overstimulated autistic brain be like, "STOP IT WITH THE CLICKY G!! STOP IT WITH THE CLICKY G!! STOP IT WITH THE CLICKY G!!
May 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My overstimulated autistic brain be like, "STOP IT WITH THE CLICKY G!! STOP IT WITH THE CLICKY G!! STOP IT WITH THE CLICKY G!!
@smosh thanks again for the new vocal stims.
May 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@smosh thanks again for the new vocal stims.
I bet Meghan Trainer's a TERF.
May 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I bet Meghan Trainer's a TERF.
Whipped cream on chicken makes me feel so joyous. Like, wtf?!!
May 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Whipped cream on chicken makes me feel so joyous. Like, wtf?!!
There's no toilet paper in this bathroom. I think these people are trying to kill me.
April 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There's no toilet paper in this bathroom. I think these people are trying to kill me.
"Honey! Where did you put my pu$$y-eating bib?!"
April 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"Honey! Where did you put my pu$$y-eating bib?!"
I'm like a Scalene Triangle. I have no good angles.
April 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm like a Scalene Triangle. I have no good angles.