holy shit i had to check the alt text, woman gave away her last buccal fat to goodwill

Watching Insomniac with Dave Attell and reviving this is just money on the table imo

Some of my best friends are white monsters

Trump has been illegally bombing boats off the coast of Venezuela.

Tim Kaine and Adam Schiff forced a vote on reasserting Congress's role over war powers and ending this reckless
warmongering.

It failed 48-51.

Murkowski and Paul voted yes.

Fetterman voted no.

slowly expanding back into shape for a couple weeks until its finally time to get flat again

It’s so funny that we finally got confirmation it was an accident and even funnier that we didn’t know for sure because he tweets such crazy, criminal shit all the time

DO IT DO IT DO IT

i legit believe its because he got proto-cancelled after One In A Million and it shaped him up a little like its supposed to

How it started How it's going

Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper

The tank's role is to draw aggro

Everyone on this fucking website is the girlfriend of the founder of antifa

Temporary Restraining Order to be granted tomorrow in the Chicago case filed by journalists, pastors, and others hit with riot control munitions by ICE!

It's clear most Trump supporters have no idea the videos are fake.

lead and silicon are just two of what future generations will call the Goin' Ham Elements

Commercial where they give Trump a Snickers bar and he turns into Obama

JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.

adding "child tax credit" to the list of discourse topics that have provoked DM'd threats, alongside French-canadians, fallout new Vegas factions, male height, and Thomas Kincaid

i dont use any of that labeling nonsense so let me tell you i feel the deep truth in this developer's statement

making a nostalgia-bait AI video only for trump where shadoe stevens and jami gertz talk to him directly, asking him if he remembers 1989, back when he didn't have any problems

moonshot development into generative AI video in order to produce slop convincing enough to fool a 79 year old senile man who - and this is the crucial part - believes absolutely anything presented to him in the form of a cable news clip sounded ridiculous 5 years ago but who's laughing now

They created a fairy tale land for one grandpa and he's having the time of his life. His entire reality is like that thing where the brain releases a bunch of euphoric chemicals when it's dying

This is really embarrassing but it’s not like it would cheapen it anymore than like, Miriam Adelson

if you're worried your art is going to piss off the klan you are morally obligated to produce that art