Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
@diffractiongrating.bsky.social
I am Iridescent on Twitter but some random took that here.
François Mitterrand retire bitch.
Paper straw enthusiast. (they/them) 🏳️🌈
François Mitterrand retire bitch.
Paper straw enthusiast. (they/them) 🏳️🌈
Reposted by Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
Mcsweenety there's no one like mcsweenety
For he's a fiend in spad shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-election, you may see him in the square
But when a polling's discovered then, Mcsweenety's not there
For he's a fiend in spad shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-election, you may see him in the square
But when a polling's discovered then, Mcsweenety's not there
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Mcsweenety there's no one like mcsweenety
For he's a fiend in spad shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-election, you may see him in the square
But when a polling's discovered then, Mcsweenety's not there
For he's a fiend in spad shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-election, you may see him in the square
But when a polling's discovered then, Mcsweenety's not there
Update: woke up in the night sneezing uncontrollably, may have made an error. Luckily antihistamines exist.
January 24, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Update: woke up in the night sneezing uncontrollably, may have made an error. Luckily antihistamines exist.
I'm never going to finish reading this book because it keeps distracting me with things like this.
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Exciting development: I just learnt that the English word "bugger" was derived from "Bulgarian" because the Eastern Orthodox, and the Bogomils, were assumed to be perverts. Amazing. I think Bulgaria would appreciate this.
www.etymonline.com/word/bugger
www.etymonline.com/word/bugger
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I'm never going to finish reading this book because it keeps distracting me with things like this.
bsky.app/profile/diff...
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Bryan is a complete freak and we should pay no attention to him.
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Bryan is a complete freak and we should pay no attention to him.
I went to a shop at 5:30 today and walking past the pubs and restaurants on the way there were people well into eating dinner. What is wrong with you people. That is just not dinner time.
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I went to a shop at 5:30 today and walking past the pubs and restaurants on the way there were people well into eating dinner. What is wrong with you people. That is just not dinner time.
My birthday party in 2023 the bar had none of the things on its actual menu and the only sparkling was fucking Bandini prosecco. Terrible.
January 23, 2026 at 11:59 AM
My birthday party in 2023 the bar had none of the things on its actual menu and the only sparkling was fucking Bandini prosecco. Terrible.
Oh my god. cc @actualnames.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Oh my god. cc @actualnames.bsky.social
Exactly.
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Exactly.
I could not have told you the exact date till I looked it up but I knew the election was in 1996 and obviously not on the 1st January and thus the email was embarrassingly wrong.
January 23, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I could not have told you the exact date till I looked it up but I knew the election was in 1996 and obviously not on the 1st January and thus the email was embarrassingly wrong.
Reposted by Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
This opened last year in Hertford. And the more I think about it, the less I understand the pun.
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 AM
This opened last year in Hertford. And the more I think about it, the less I understand the pun.