Kristina Sunshine
@discoqueen.bsky.social
What would you get if you crossed Stevie Nicks with a disco Muppet and put her in a remake of "Xanadu?" This perimenopausal bog witch, raw-dogging reality in glittery technicolor.
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Kristina Sunshine
@discoqueen.bsky.social
· Jan 22
"So much for the tolerant left."
Baby, I don't know who was out here telling you I tolerate bigots but they lied straight to your face.
Baby, I don't know who was out here telling you I tolerate bigots but they lied straight to your face.
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Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
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I remain convinced most of my problems can be fixed by the right notebook
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I remain convinced most of my problems can be fixed by the right notebook
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"IT: Welcome To Derry" stuck the landing so flawlessly in the season finale that "Stranger Things 5" is deeply suffering by comparison. I hope that last episode will be better than the rest of this season has been.
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
"IT: Welcome To Derry" stuck the landing so flawlessly in the season finale that "Stranger Things 5" is deeply suffering by comparison. I hope that last episode will be better than the rest of this season has been.
Us this week
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Us this week
Omg omg omg
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go and cry right to his face, I swear to Bob.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go and cry right to his face, I swear to Bob.
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Omg omg omg
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go and cry right to his face, I swear to Bob.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go and cry right to his face, I swear to Bob.
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"Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games."
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games."
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
Cher-y Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Cher-y Christmas!
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you can just do stuff
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
you can just do stuff
There's a graffiti artist in my part of the city who has a name I found interesting. Once I noticed the name, I started noticing the tag more and more, pointing them out to my husband. One day, there was someone else's tag down the street and I was like, "Uh-oh, someone new is on Opera's turf."
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There's a graffiti artist in my part of the city who has a name I found interesting. Once I noticed the name, I started noticing the tag more and more, pointing them out to my husband. One day, there was someone else's tag down the street and I was like, "Uh-oh, someone new is on Opera's turf."
We had a bad incident today with Phylo and Puffin. They'll never be able to be integrated, and she is gonna have a heart attack if we keep trying. He's so sweet but cannot take no for an answer.
We need to find him a place either where he can be an only cat or with cats that love other cats.
Help.
We need to find him a place either where he can be an only cat or with cats that love other cats.
Help.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We had a bad incident today with Phylo and Puffin. They'll never be able to be integrated, and she is gonna have a heart attack if we keep trying. He's so sweet but cannot take no for an answer.
We need to find him a place either where he can be an only cat or with cats that love other cats.
Help.
We need to find him a place either where he can be an only cat or with cats that love other cats.
Help.
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Trump really lives and governs like a terminal Make a Wish kid whose wish was to be American Hitler.
Trump claims that ultimately he plans to build "20 to 25" new battleships
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Trump really lives and governs like a terminal Make a Wish kid whose wish was to be American Hitler.
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In warmer, fuzzier, more hopeful news:
How many of you witchy-adjacent types are doing the 13 wishes ritual starting this week?
How many of you witchy-adjacent types are doing the 13 wishes ritual starting this week?
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
In warmer, fuzzier, more hopeful news:
How many of you witchy-adjacent types are doing the 13 wishes ritual starting this week?
How many of you witchy-adjacent types are doing the 13 wishes ritual starting this week?
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Cowards.
Why would you need to put a pause on a story that has been meticulously fact-checked and lawyered?
Sounds like the kind of story you’d want to run right away!
Sounds like the kind of story you’d want to run right away!
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Cowards.
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It's such a tell on all these people that they saw Epstein as the perfect embodiment of urbane decadence.
He couldn't spell, he had little sex competitions with gutter misogynists, his interior design sense was awful, there is no evidence whatsoever that he was smart or funny
He couldn't spell, he had little sex competitions with gutter misogynists, his interior design sense was awful, there is no evidence whatsoever that he was smart or funny
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's such a tell on all these people that they saw Epstein as the perfect embodiment of urbane decadence.
He couldn't spell, he had little sex competitions with gutter misogynists, his interior design sense was awful, there is no evidence whatsoever that he was smart or funny
He couldn't spell, he had little sex competitions with gutter misogynists, his interior design sense was awful, there is no evidence whatsoever that he was smart or funny
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That’s what these ‘debates’ are really about: framing old fashioned oppression as some kind of high-brow concern for women’s happiness.
You know what makes us happy? Bank accounts. Voting rights. The ability to leave a bad marriage and not have a miscarriage kill us.
You know what makes us happy? Bank accounts. Voting rights. The ability to leave a bad marriage and not have a miscarriage kill us.
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That’s what these ‘debates’ are really about: framing old fashioned oppression as some kind of high-brow concern for women’s happiness.
You know what makes us happy? Bank accounts. Voting rights. The ability to leave a bad marriage and not have a miscarriage kill us.
You know what makes us happy? Bank accounts. Voting rights. The ability to leave a bad marriage and not have a miscarriage kill us.
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That’s why conservatives are pouring millions intro trad-wife bullshit and birth control disinformation. They need young women to believe the erosion of their rights is a good thing, actually!
It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)
It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
That’s why conservatives are pouring millions intro trad-wife bullshit and birth control disinformation. They need young women to believe the erosion of their rights is a good thing, actually!
It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)
It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)