Discount Storytime
@discountstorytime.com
The "Discount Storytime" podcast provides weekly absurd short stories to make you laugh. Enjoy!
A Discount Doodle
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
A Discount Doodle
Which two fighters would you pick to back you up in a bar fight?
I choose Cyborg Fezzik and Rainbow Dash.
I choose Cyborg Fezzik and Rainbow Dash.
January 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Which two fighters would you pick to back you up in a bar fight?
I choose Cyborg Fezzik and Rainbow Dash.
I choose Cyborg Fezzik and Rainbow Dash.
Watch out, dude. Pan moved in on my girlfriend. What a jerk!
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Watch out, dude. Pan moved in on my girlfriend. What a jerk!
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I was playing Fallout 4 for the millionth time, so I guess one-million and one times? Oh, and dog snuggles.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I was playing Fallout 4 for the millionth time, so I guess one-million and one times? Oh, and dog snuggles.
Good News! Today a jury acquitted me on almost all charges of badger smuggling!
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Good News! Today a jury acquitted me on almost all charges of badger smuggling!
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Our show is trying to get Kohler to sponsor us, so I put together a sample ad to show what we can do for them. Please share!
#advertising #home #humor
#advertising #home #humor
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Our show is trying to get Kohler to sponsor us, so I put together a sample ad to show what we can do for them. Please share!
#advertising #home #humor
#advertising #home #humor
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.”
he knows when you're awake.”
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.”
he knows when you're awake.”
@deesnider.bsky.social Thank you for the best Christmas Album of all time. And I will die on that hill!
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays!
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@deesnider.bsky.social Thank you for the best Christmas Album of all time. And I will die on that hill!
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays!
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Snap, Crackle, Pop!
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Snap, Crackle, Pop!
I built a man from other snowmen because I thought I was above man. Then I witnessed the monstrosity it became. May God forgive my hubris and have mercy upon my soul.
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I built a man from other snowmen because I thought I was above man. Then I witnessed the monstrosity it became. May God forgive my hubris and have mercy upon my soul.
Bought some of this salsa for Midwesterners and it is SPICY! 🌶️
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bought some of this salsa for Midwesterners and it is SPICY! 🌶️