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Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror - Discount Storytime
This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!Content warning for movie spoilers, profanit...
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This week's story is a parody of the 1973 movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!
www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/epis...
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Getting kids to do their homework is hard cause they’ll just be like “I know how magicians saw people in half” & then it’s like well shit—fuck subtraction—tell me everything you know
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Getting kids to do their homework is hard cause they’ll just be like “I know how magicians saw people in half” & then it’s like well shit—fuck subtraction—tell me everything you know
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I’m gonna take a nap about it
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’m gonna take a nap about it
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i refer to all coworkers regardless of gender by the secret name that the lord of hosts has inscribed into the book of life and which has existed for them since before their souls were instantiated in corporeal form and/or "chief"
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
i refer to all coworkers regardless of gender by the secret name that the lord of hosts has inscribed into the book of life and which has existed for them since before their souls were instantiated in corporeal form and/or "chief"
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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if you're thirsty, they're thirsty. water your electronics
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
if you're thirsty, they're thirsty. water your electronics
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I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.
August 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.
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think i might do well as a Guy Who Waits By The Mailbox
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
think i might do well as a Guy Who Waits By The Mailbox
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Stranger at the bus stop: square up mf
Me: *gets out my calculator
Me: *gets out my calculator
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Stranger at the bus stop: square up mf
Me: *gets out my calculator
Me: *gets out my calculator
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A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving.
'What happened?'
'Eiffel!'
'What happened?'
'Eiffel!'
January 7, 2026 at 7:31 AM
A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving.
'What happened?'
'Eiffel!'
'What happened?'
'Eiffel!'
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Full schedule tomorrow. Spending the day figuring out which spider is the one that brings peace and prosperity to the household
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Full schedule tomorrow. Spending the day figuring out which spider is the one that brings peace and prosperity to the household
Discount News: Mixed Reviews After McDonald's Partners with Trojan to Bring Back the McRibbed.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Discount News: Mixed Reviews After McDonald's Partners with Trojan to Bring Back the McRibbed.
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Hey. Has anybody seen my lucky grappling hook? I know I put it around here somewhere, but all I see are my regular ones and I have a busy day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Hey. Has anybody seen my lucky grappling hook? I know I put it around here somewhere, but all I see are my regular ones and I have a busy day.
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Basically me I’m a nutshell
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Basically me I’m a nutshell
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Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.
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arby's o speedwagon
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
arby's o speedwagon
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Work should have an end of day hug sesh like SNL
January 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Work should have an end of day hug sesh like SNL
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Salad is not for sad days. Melting the cheese that is already in your mouth with a kitchen torch is.
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Salad is not for sad days. Melting the cheese that is already in your mouth with a kitchen torch is.
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I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
This week's story is a parody of the 1973 movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!
www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/epis...
Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror - Discount Storytime
This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!Content warning for movie spoilers, profanit...
www.buzzsprout.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
This week's story is a parody of the 1973 movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!
www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/epis...
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We all have that one friend who's a sock puppet that got permanently fused to our hand during a lightning storm and now it whispers sinister coded instructions to us at night time
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
We all have that one friend who's a sock puppet that got permanently fused to our hand during a lightning storm and now it whispers sinister coded instructions to us at night time
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My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
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I have personally rescued thousands of ants.
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I have personally rescued thousands of ants.
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4 yo bonked herself in the noggin and is now trying to treat herself by taping a pack of fruit snacks to her head
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
4 yo bonked herself in the noggin and is now trying to treat herself by taping a pack of fruit snacks to her head