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Philly 🦅 Abolish Ice
I block people who jackoff to cartoons
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If you’re not dressed like the Hamburglar it isn’t a crime
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this shit probably doesn't even have wiggle test
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
RIP CNN
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Connecticut I owe you an apology, I was not familiar with your game
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Let’s see that approval rating Q1 2026 when millions lose their health insurance and everyone else’s rates go up sharply
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Wow fuck Busta Rhymes
I suppose this isn’t a surprising appearance at Donald Trump Jr’s social club for the singer of “Arab Money.”
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Wolfers, Trump's calling out the inflation hoax Biden inflated—real wages up, jobs booming in PA's heartland. Coal country's cheering energy independence, not media snark. Message lands like a winner! 🇺🇸⚒️💪
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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We're going to have to kill and eat the Grinch to gain his anti-christmassy powers. The effect will be temporary, but it should allow us to perceive reality as it truly is, without the illusory effect of Christmas joy. If my calculations are correct, Santa buried his phylactery there,
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Self-declared Free Speech Capital of the World Deeply Concerned about European Censorship proposes pre-screening tweets for wrongthink as part of the ESTA application process.

Cool. Cool cool cool.
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Looks like Rolling Stone is circling the drain 😞
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Of course this guy can’t get any pussy
White Supremacist Nick Fuentes Says He's a Virgin at 27: 'Women Are Difficult to be Around'

Read more: www.complex.com/life/a/backw...
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Jensen probably giving him some ballroom money to get this done
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
NUTSA
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My man earned it good for him. However the the Browns are still cursed
Browns coach Kevin Stefanski makes it official: Shedeur Sanders will be QB1 for the rest of the season.
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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U.S. govt now terrorizing the family of the college student they deported at Thanksgiving
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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This could be us but, oh wait—it is
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yeah I don’t fuck with Spotify and my listening age is prob 72
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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This is immoral. "3-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court. More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to serve as their own attorneys in front of an immigration judge as the Trump admin. ramps up removal proceedings." coppercourier.com/2025/12/05/c...
Three-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court
More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to make their case in front of an immigration judge as the Trump administration ramps up removal proceedings.
coppercourier.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
YES IM AWARE OF THAT YOU SHITSTAIN
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Camp Lo we need you now more than ever
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Dating younger men because I’m going through cougarty right now
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
iTunes is such a piece of shit fuckboy app.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Is Strawberry Letter No 23 the best song ever written?
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Looks like Taco Bell is awarding me the Noble Prize for Having a Beautiful Silky Penis Shaft.
I thank you all 🙏🏼
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM