Discount Storytime
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The "Discount Storytime" podcast provides weekly absurd short stories to make you laugh. Enjoy!
I dream of living simply in a tiny house.*
*8000 square foot tiny house with a swimming pool made of diamonds and the teeth of my enemies.
*8000 square foot tiny house with a swimming pool made of diamonds and the teeth of my enemies.
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I dream of living simply in a tiny house.*
*8000 square foot tiny house with a swimming pool made of diamonds and the teeth of my enemies.
*8000 square foot tiny house with a swimming pool made of diamonds and the teeth of my enemies.
That's absurd! Who has $50 in cash these days?
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
That's absurd! Who has $50 in cash these days?
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Basically me I’m a nutshell
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Basically me I’m a nutshell
Take it on the runs
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Take it on the runs
Yay! Wait. Protein from what?
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Yay! Wait. Protein from what?
challenge accepted
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
challenge accepted
Was it dysentery? I'll bet it was dysentery. It was dysentery, wasn't it?
a pixel art of a horse pulling a wagon
ALT: a pixel art of a horse pulling a wagon
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January 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Was it dysentery? I'll bet it was dysentery. It was dysentery, wasn't it?