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Baudrillard and non alcoholic beers.
Sophist turnspit dog.
Marketing Director at Black&Mild.
Sophist turnspit dog.
Marketing Director at Black&Mild.
You're actually supposed to pee really dark around the holidays
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You're actually supposed to pee really dark around the holidays
If you want to sound stupid just try and say something interesting about space
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you want to sound stupid just try and say something interesting about space
You know he and Brian Griffin are tearing it up in there 🤣🤣
they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You know he and Brian Griffin are tearing it up in there 🤣🤣
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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computer, write goldfinger laser scene but with rick and morty … heh heh heh … computer, do austin powers steamroller scene but make it with rick and morty… no make rick drive the steamroller … hahahaha … computer, do, uh, make die hard but make it rick and morty … fuck that’s so good … computer, m-
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
computer, write goldfinger laser scene but with rick and morty … heh heh heh … computer, do austin powers steamroller scene but make it with rick and morty… no make rick drive the steamroller … hahahaha … computer, do, uh, make die hard but make it rick and morty … fuck that’s so good … computer, m-
Don: It's not about tea. It's about being tiny. Our customers wish they could turn into a mouse sometimes. We just need to remind them of it.
Pete: This is New York, Don! Our rat customers aren't going to stand for this!
Burt, twisting-beard: The Japanese have long known the virtue of being small.
Pete: This is New York, Don! Our rat customers aren't going to stand for this!
Burt, twisting-beard: The Japanese have long known the virtue of being small.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Don: It's not about tea. It's about being tiny. Our customers wish they could turn into a mouse sometimes. We just need to remind them of it.
Pete: This is New York, Don! Our rat customers aren't going to stand for this!
Burt, twisting-beard: The Japanese have long known the virtue of being small.
Pete: This is New York, Don! Our rat customers aren't going to stand for this!
Burt, twisting-beard: The Japanese have long known the virtue of being small.
Lemme tell ya, I'm the Don Draper of making too much eye contact and then being too cowardly to introduce myself properly
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Lemme tell ya, I'm the Don Draper of making too much eye contact and then being too cowardly to introduce myself properly
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bet this feels so good if you're a router
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
bet this feels so good if you're a router
I'm gonna live forever
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm gonna live forever
Had a dream I was craving black and milds, but didn't have any.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Had a dream I was craving black and milds, but didn't have any.
To get a really nice patina you've gotta drink the coffee before and after you brush your teeth.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
To get a really nice patina you've gotta drink the coffee before and after you brush your teeth.
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I think we should go to war with all the counties at once. They won’t be expecting that, plus we won’t have to be as accurate with the bombing.
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I think we should go to war with all the counties at once. They won’t be expecting that, plus we won’t have to be as accurate with the bombing.
The phrase "whole body deodorant" instantly makes me feel violent
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The phrase "whole body deodorant" instantly makes me feel violent
Why did they even invent cool white lightbulbs damn
September 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Why did they even invent cool white lightbulbs damn
I wish we knew what Mayhem's childhood was like before he got into thwarting the uninsured. Maybe he grew up with a pet gecko that died? @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I wish we knew what Mayhem's childhood was like before he got into thwarting the uninsured. Maybe he grew up with a pet gecko that died? @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
The thing about buying a house from the 50s is that there just aren't enough brown recluses skittering about in the summer. I don't know what to do without them! And the guys who hung the sheet rock were probably racist 🤣
September 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The thing about buying a house from the 50s is that there just aren't enough brown recluses skittering about in the summer. I don't know what to do without them! And the guys who hung the sheet rock were probably racist 🤣
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Stormwater capture & filtration turns amenity in this Leutschenbach #Zürich development. The steps into the water were a required safety feature.
September 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Stormwater capture & filtration turns amenity in this Leutschenbach #Zürich development. The steps into the water were a required safety feature.
My budget dictates that every purchase be weighed against a given quantity of cabbage, salmon, and native shrubs
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My budget dictates that every purchase be weighed against a given quantity of cabbage, salmon, and native shrubs
One of the things about old houses is they just don't creak enough at night anymore. They don't make em squeaky and croaking like they used to
September 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
One of the things about old houses is they just don't creak enough at night anymore. They don't make em squeaky and croaking like they used to
Have you heard Late Night Dry Poop by Spent All His Money on Light Fixtures?
September 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Have you heard Late Night Dry Poop by Spent All His Money on Light Fixtures?
As a new homeowner I don't get to read Pynchon anymore because I have to know this shit to keep my house from collapsing
September 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As a new homeowner I don't get to read Pynchon anymore because I have to know this shit to keep my house from collapsing
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the atomic cloud story is recirculating, so nows a great time to check out the @proteanmag.com essay and the TrueAnonPod episode we did a while back
proteanmag.com/2022/11/28/p...
proteanmag.com/2022/11/28/p...
August 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
the atomic cloud story is recirculating, so nows a great time to check out the @proteanmag.com essay and the TrueAnonPod episode we did a while back
proteanmag.com/2022/11/28/p...
proteanmag.com/2022/11/28/p...
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I gave my life to christ in the cracker barrel parking lot
August 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I gave my life to christ in the cracker barrel parking lot
1 burpin, 1 watch, and 1 beard am I right fellow guys
August 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
1 burpin, 1 watch, and 1 beard am I right fellow guys