Don Sizemore
@donsizemore.bsky.social
sass, silliness, florid cynicism
even organ music is affected: "due to the new tariffs DHL has suspended delivery of goods to the USA until further notice. See Deutschepost/DHL"
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
even organ music is affected: "due to the new tariffs DHL has suspended delivery of goods to the USA until further notice. See Deutschepost/DHL"
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
UNC-CH seeks Networking Analyst unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/311...
Networking Analyst - Advanced
This position is part of the Network Deployment team that is responsible for the installation, initial configuration, troubleshooting, and monitoring of a very large enterprise data network. Duties al...
unc.peopleadmin.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
UNC-CH seeks Networking Analyst unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/311...
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
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Wearing my sweatpants with writing on the ass that say, “Juicy, but not in the good way.”
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wearing my sweatpants with writing on the ass that say, “Juicy, but not in the good way.”
“I’m not a fan of some of the ships you do. I’m a very aesthetic person and I don’t like some of the ships you’re doing aesthetically,” Trump told an assemblage of military brass gathered at Quantico earlier this year. lite.cnn.com/2025/12/22/p...
President unveils new ‘Trump class’ fleet of battleships | CNN Politics
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December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“I’m not a fan of some of the ships you do. I’m a very aesthetic person and I don’t like some of the ships you’re doing aesthetically,” Trump told an assemblage of military brass gathered at Quantico earlier this year. lite.cnn.com/2025/12/22/p...
"They both have husbands who also work as healthcare providers" should fairly well send most of their clients' southern sensibilities into a tail-spin.
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"They both have husbands who also work as healthcare providers" should fairly well send most of their clients' southern sensibilities into a tail-spin.
wow, Progressive! I can't wait to SAVE MORE MONEY!
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
wow, Progressive! I can't wait to SAVE MORE MONEY!
love it when someone interrupts me to talk over me, then trails off in mid-sentence, distracted by their phone.
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
love it when someone interrupts me to talk over me, then trails off in mid-sentence, distracted by their phone.
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Goals.
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Goals.
periodic reminder, if you're not using containers, to set max_user_namespaces to zero. access.redhat.com/security/cve...
cve-details
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December 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
periodic reminder, if you're not using containers, to set max_user_namespaces to zero. access.redhat.com/security/cve...
there has to be a German compound term for a professional reference offered solely in the hopes of offloading an employee.
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
there has to be a German compound term for a professional reference offered solely in the hopes of offloading an employee.
I had forgotten the joys of working from public coffeeshops, including forced attendance to some white lady's house-design meeting. "When I walk in the front door, these are knotty alder, and I don't have much room for a table, but I wanted something there before you kind of come in."
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I had forgotten the joys of working from public coffeeshops, including forced attendance to some white lady's house-design meeting. "When I walk in the front door, these are knotty alder, and I don't have much room for a table, but I wanted something there before you kind of come in."
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"the power of compound interest" WAS compelling, until 2000 or so (I got my financial sensibilities from my grandmother, who grew up during the depression, and am therefore extremely risk-averse) lite.cnn.com/2025/12/08/e...
I already have a ‘Trump Account’ | CNN Business
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December 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"the power of compound interest" WAS compelling, until 2000 or so (I got my financial sensibilities from my grandmother, who grew up during the depression, and am therefore extremely risk-averse) lite.cnn.com/2025/12/08/e...
"UNC Faculty Council establishes Faculty Salary Committee to address disparities." aww, that's cute.
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uncch.hosted.panopto.com/Panopto/Page...
Faculty Council on 12/5/2025 (Fri)
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December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"UNC Faculty Council establishes Faculty Salary Committee to address disparities." aww, that's cute.
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uncch.hosted.panopto.com/Panopto/Page...
"I will see you Monday, because it's gonna be too cold to go to work tomorrow." — these are my people.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"I will see you Monday, because it's gonna be too cold to go to work tomorrow." — these are my people.
"knowledge base articles should be written from the perspective of our expertise and not generated by AI. GenAI is unable to produce credible, informative, and educational materials that meet our users’ needs."
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"knowledge base articles should be written from the perspective of our expertise and not generated by AI. GenAI is unable to produce credible, informative, and educational materials that meet our users’ needs."
always amazed when I watch coworkers congratulate one another profusely for... writing word documents.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
always amazed when I watch coworkers congratulate one another profusely for... writing word documents.
"we have problems if we can't afford grad students." — my former grad student, right as always
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"we have problems if we can't afford grad students." — my former grad student, right as always
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Two things we learned today:
1. Pete Hegseth murdered *suspected* drug runners.
2. Donald Trump pardoned a *convicted* drug trafficker.
That’s where we are, folks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
1. Pete Hegseth murdered *suspected* drug runners.
2. Donald Trump pardoned a *convicted* drug trafficker.
That’s where we are, folks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Two things we learned today:
1. Pete Hegseth murdered *suspected* drug runners.
2. Donald Trump pardoned a *convicted* drug trafficker.
That’s where we are, folks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
1. Pete Hegseth murdered *suspected* drug runners.
2. Donald Trump pardoned a *convicted* drug trafficker.
That’s where we are, folks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
ain't got no green
can't afford no dreams
and the only thing gettin cheaper
is me it seems
open.spotify.com/track/2Fi5Z7...
can't afford no dreams
and the only thing gettin cheaper
is me it seems
open.spotify.com/track/2Fi5Z7...
Poor People - Big Room Mix
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November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
ain't got no green
can't afford no dreams
and the only thing gettin cheaper
is me it seems
open.spotify.com/track/2Fi5Z7...
can't afford no dreams
and the only thing gettin cheaper
is me it seems
open.spotify.com/track/2Fi5Z7...
"progressive tattoo policy?" i've found my dream job!
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"progressive tattoo policy?" i've found my dream job!